Don't steal an Aaron Sorkin speech to attack your political rival or you will probably get caught

Granted, few things can correct the course on our ships of state like the strong, blustery crosswinds of an Aaron Sorkin monologue, the many past examples of which have carried us to new heights of lofty idealism in regards to politics, sketch comedy, and how to win baseball games. But that doesn’t mean you can just steal and repurpose them toward your own ends, even when they come from one of Sorkin’s less-celebrated efforts—such as, say, 1995’s The American President. Australian transport minister Anthony “Albo” Albanese is finding that out the hard way after giving a recent speech directed at his political opponent, Tony Abbott, in which Albanese struck out at his rival using nearly the exact same monologue that Sorkin originally wrote for a scene in which Michael Douglas’ fictional president Andrew Shepherd pauses briefly from trying to bag Annette Bening to make Richard Dreyfuss look like a huge dick.