I just happened to run into Marc Jacobs...
In the new issue of Interview, Lindsay Lohan was dressed up like Elizabeth Taylor and interviewed at the Mercer Hotel.
(This might have happened in a different order.)
Anyway, want to read the most obnoxious opening to an interview ever? Here you go:
INGRID SISCHY: Let's sit over here on the couch. We're so lucky that I ran into Marc Jacobs as he was checking out and he kindly offered the use of his room.
LINDSAY LOHAN: Which is kind of monumental and "amowzing." Not amazing––amowzing.
That is the first "question." It only gets worse.
IS: So, does each room in the hotel come with a memory for you at this point? Do the rooms have ghosts?
LL: Yes, they do. Sometimes it's hard to stay in certain hotel rooms because so much goes on when you're staying in one place for a certain amount of time. [picks up a bottle of water] I'll take Marc's old water.
IS: And I'll take a Coke from the minibar. Remind me to settle with the hotel when we leave so it doesn't end up on sweet Marc's bill…