This has already been linked to by blogs like Boing Boing and Metafilter so a lot of you have probably seen it already, but it's too funny to ignore:
Peanuts if it had been written by Charles Bukowski.
Previously noted:
• The Nietzsche Family Circus
• A 1930s newspaper strip which features Mickey Mouse attempting suicide (an actual Disney cartoon strip, not a parody) Update: Thanks to "Inertia" in the comments section, the long-lost Cthulhu Family Circus has been found. Gaze now upon eldritch secrets man was not meant to know.
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