Leslie of Leslie And The Ly's teaches us how to name sweaters, babies

Leslie Hall is good at a lot of things. Her band, Leslie And The Ly's, described as “deadpan hip-hop,” is girl pop meets Tim And Eric, with a sound kid-friendly enough to be invited on tour with Yo Gabba Gabba. Beyond that, she paints lovely pictures and actively speaks for the gem sweater cause. Her website features a gallery of the collection of mostly fan-sourced sweaters, which she names with a skill that should not go unnoticed: “Route To My Feelings,” “First Lady Manners,” “Cloud Grabber,” and “Flute Of The Virgin.” To tap into her thought process, we chatted with Leslie about naming her clothes. And other things. Leslie And The Ly's play tonight at Triple Rock.
The A.V. Club: First of all, why should one name one’s clothes? How does it help with your self-betterment?
Leslie Hall: Selling on the Internet, a name or title can really bring value up. Especially with power words like “thread count,” “dandy,” or “form-fit bravo.”
AVC: When did you start naming your sweaters? Did the first name come to you from God, your subconscious, or elsewhere?
LH: I was photographing myself in a variety of sweaters and I had to name the sweaters to name the photo. I was opening my mind and releasing the random words that one has. I was saying thing like, “Trickey trucky tra.” Genius or crazy—it worked.
AVC: What makes gem sweaters so special to you?
LH: I’m a crafter, but making one would be horribly time-consuming. I get them at Goodwill for less than five bucks.
AVC: If you had to make a naming engine for clothes, what variables would you plug in? What’s the clothes-naming version of figuring out your stripper name?
LH: Titles of paint colors at the hardware store. Those people are the real heroes.