In a story that's chock-full of crazy, Michael Jackson is reportedly in talks to build a 50-foot robotic replica of himself in the Las Vegas desert. According to Mike Luckman (of consulting firm/shameless enablers Luckman Van Pier), the robot will also shoot laser beams so it would be the first thing seen by arriving planes. "Neon is wonderful," Luckman says, "but it's old school."
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