Snooki's getting her own Ridiculousness spin-off to overload MTV's schedule with

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MTV—the network where you can watch Ridiculousness, Ridiculousness, or a half-hour of Fresh Out Live before switching back to a marathon broadcast of Ridiculousness—has just announced that it’s diversifying its scheduling options…by ordering a spin-off of Ridiculousness. Specifically, Deadline reports that the network has just granted Jersey Shore star Snooki her own show, Messyness, built off the same “Let’s make the internet farm up some content for us” model that’s made Rob Dyrdek’s show a very cheap, very unshakeable part of MTV’s programming strategy over the last few years.