This Week In Terrifying Hybrids
This Week in Terrifying Hybrids 1. Ashlee Simpson + Dr. 90210 + Various Sharp Tools = A Slightly Less Equine-Looking Ashlee Simpson
The problem with getting a nosejob is that it throws your entire image of yourself off-balance. Questions begin to arise. If you can so easily change something like your nose, then is everything else about you changeable too?
For normal people, this is probably a very dangerous, albeit short road to go down. But for Ashlee Simpson, a person who has sooooo many things wrong with her, getting a nosejob is like opening a Pandora's Box of imperfections. What's up next? The chin? The fried hair? Maybe a vocal cord transplant? Removal of that piece of the brain that makes you want to
climb on counters in fast food places and yell at the staff? Honestly, I see no end in sight.
But the best part about Ashlee Simpson's new nose is that she allegedly got Dr. Raj from Dr. 90210 to do the surgery. Proving that reality TV stars always stick together in the most disgusting possible ways. 2. OJ Simpson + Ashton Kutcher + A Total Inability to Read What The Public Wants = Juiced