Cheers legend George Wendt stopped by the A.V. Club offices recently to take his turn in the Pick A Choice warm seat. George’s selections from the deck have a social media bent, as the cards demand he get both his public and private communications in order—preferably with the help of Robert De Niro. We also take a look back through Chicago cinema history as seen through the eyes of cranky Amazon users.

In each round of Pick A Choice, our guest draws two cards from a deck filled with famous names (both real and fictional) and one card from a deck of scenarios. Then it’s time for the guest to decide who they’d rather pick in the given scenario. For instance, would Ricardo Montalban or Sandy Duncan be a better choice to serve as your tandem skydiving partner?

If you haven’t seen previous installments of Pick A Choice, then they’re new to you!