Geraldo is sorry about Bette Midler and just generally everything

For decades, Geraldo Rivera has boldly investigated some of the most difficult stories of the day to see how he might make them worse. To that end, this week he weighed in on the sexual assault allegations against Matt Lauer by shrugging, “News is a flirty business,” a credo that Riviera has previously offered up on behalf of Roger Ailes and, presumably, embroidered on the throw pillow adorning his office couch.

That Riviera—who also sort-of spoke up for Harvey Weinstein—seemed suspiciously defensive was only compounded by another tweet preemptively laying out a comprehensive rulebook for reporting all sexual harassment allegations in a timely and orderly fashion. And it was only reinforced by everyone reminding him that he’d given interviews lamenting how pesky workplace protections really screwed up his sex life; how he’d written an entire memoir, perfectly titled Exposing Myself, detailing his many conquests with mustache-licking zeal; and finally, by Bette Midler herself recalling that time Rivera had pushed her into a bathroom, shoving amyl nitrate under her nose and groping her breasts. And Geraldo said to himself, this is the flirty business I have chosen.

Anyway, Geraldo’s sorry now. In the cyclical, Sisyphean lull between pushing the boulder up the hill that will inevitably roll down to crush him anew, he posted an apology to Midler—one that took the now-standard “different recollection” angle, but offered apology nonetheless. “Although I recall the time @BetteMidler has alluded to much differently than she,” he wrote, “that does not change the fact that she has a right to speak out & demand an apology from me, for in the very least, publically [sic] embarrassing her all those years ago. Bette, I apologize.”