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Everybody wants to be special, a desire that’s only exacerbated when people start sitting around a table, rolling dice, and coming up with brand new, potentially interesting folks to be. (Usually with some kind of magical powers or pointy ears attached.) But is your Dungeons & Dragons character actually as unique or rare as you think they are? Is Grimthok, Human Fighter, the special snowflake he always hoped he’d be?

Not according to a new statistical breakdown from FiveThirtyEight. The site recently approached Curse Inc, the company that developed the official D&D online character creation tool D&D Beyond, and asked them for the data on what (and who) users have been rolling up. The result is a table that breaks down 100,000 freshly made characters by race and class, showing which ones get the most love, and which ones are druids.

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Indeed, it turns out that most players stick close to home (species-wise, anyway) with their fantasy creations, with a quarter of created characters coming up human. Elves and half-elves make up another quarter, with the poor, neglected aarakocra and aasimar (bird people and half-angels, respectively) down at the bottom. In terms of classes, meanwhile, fighter is the most common, followed closely by rogue, with nature-loving druids way down at the end. A lot of people seem to be going with tried-and-true race/class match-ups, too, presumably encouraged by statistical synergies; halflings tend to be Bilbo-esque rogues, while half-orcs are more likely than not to go the barbarian route.

Of course, a character in a tabletop RPG is way more than just a combination of pre-picked templates; we’re sure Grimthok has a rich inner life that sets him apart from the other 4,887 human fighters in his cohort. And if not? Well, maybe it’s time to re-roll; the trees will always need your love.