John Oliver celebrates his big Emmy night by trying to scuttle his parent company's merger on Last Week Tonight

John Oliver celebrated his first Last Week Tonight after cleaning up at the Emmys as only he can—with an appetizer of Trump mockery, some fart noises, and a comically hearty examination of yet another way America needs to get its fucking act together. On the Trump front, Oliver and the writers went topical on how the supposed leader of the nation spent all weekend waging a bigot-base-pleasing Twitter war against black athletes engaging in silent protest of police brutality and racial injustice rather than—just as a suggestion—focusing on the fact that hundreds of thousands of American citizens in Puerto Rico have had their island home virtually annihilated by a hurricane. (For those with souls, Lin-Manuel Miranda recommends anyone interested in taking up the slack donate to Hispanic Federation.) Noting that Trump’s crusade against black people taking a knee (as opposed to “very fine people” at torch-wielding Nazi rallies supporting traitors who attacked America) shows disrespect to the flag, Oliver noted that, perhaps, “grinding it against your gnarled old boner” (insert mental picture of candidate Trump humping a flag onstage) is more of an insult.