Especially
since her new reality show is called “Fat Dad, Dirty House: The Curse of
Cassandra.” This, I suppose, is a spoof of all those awful shows about people
with insane medical issues or inhumanly unhealthy proportions. I really liked a
lot of things about this sketch, particularly the character Kroll cooked up for
Fat Dad, a man convinced of his own genius but ashamed of his size. I just wish
we could have gotten a little more backstory/time with that character. Kroll Show always tries to fit a lot in, and considering how much time
was needed for Rich Dicks and Larry Bird this week, there just wasn’t enough
time for Fat Dad. Maybe he’ll make another appearance this season.
I
think The Legend Of Larry Bird is something Kroll has been looking to fit in
since the first season. I remember his image going out on some promo card I got
last year (although I know the weird shooting schedule of this show means they
were deep in season 2 when season one premiered). Look, the point is, I’ve been
waiting a long time for The Legend Of Larry Bird, and this sure didn’t
disappoint. Will non-basketball fans give a shit about this sketch? I’m not
sure. Will basketball fans born after 1992 give a shit? I don’t like to think
about them anyway. The point is, fundamentals. This sketch nailed the
fundamentals. Larry Bird is a heartland warrior with an upper lip of steel, and
they even worked his relationship with Magic into there. Let’s have this be a
whole long boring spinoff, please.
Finally,
we have Rich Dicks. Again, credit to Kroll for not resting on the easy gags
with these characters. In the first season, they created the kind of drug-induced
chaos you might expect from them. In the second season, they have had parties
wearing the costumes from 1990’s Dick Tracy and now try to bring down Wendell’s dad’s bank as revenge for being cut off
through an Anonymous-style organization led by Brett Gelman. That’s a lot to squeeze into a few minutes, and
so it comes off very messy, but Gelman and Ray Wise (as Wendell’s dad) were
worthy guest appearances (and Kroll’s monologue about Ray Wise was something I want
to see him polish up and do onstage sometime. Love me some Ray Wise jokes).
Just
less big laughs this time around. But I recognize ambition and I respect the
crazy avenues this show has gone down this year so far.
Stray observations:
- Oh,
the San Diego Mindset. I…just don’t know what to make of that character. I feel
like it’s spoofing an LA thing I don’t really understand.
- “Getting
out cash is my least favorite kind of drug deals.”
- “So
now you know the value of a dollar, huh?” “Yeah, it’s like half a euro, right?”
- “Make
no mistake, Magic Johnson. I will fucking end you.”
- “That
pool volleyball is for worms and plebeians.”
- “Is
it just me or is all this father-son stuff chubbing you out?”
