Rihanna and Madonna reign over the blessed excess of this year's Met Gala
The world’s most expensive costume party was held in New York City last night, as musicians, actors, models, and assorted rich, skinny people gathered at the Metropolitan Museum Of Art by invitation of Anna Wintour and Vogue magazine for the annual Met Gala. This year, attendees placed their bets on Pope Francis’ recent declaration that hell isn’t real, in haute couture designed around a titillatingly sacrilegious theme: “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion And The Catholic Imagination.”(And yes, Piers Morgan is already upset about it.)
Madonna, who has been waiting for this since at least 1989, made the most of the opportunity with a performance of “Like A Prayer” backed by Gregorian monks:
But while that’s the amount of excess we’ve come to expect from Madonna, was she truly doing the absolute most of all the nuns, Goth nuns, angels, saints, witches, holy mothers, mothers of dragons, and Joan of Arc cosplayers on the red—floral, whatever—carpet? To be fair, Jared Leto has been waiting for the opportunity to dress like a Hunger Games version of Jesus for a while now too:
And while comparing anyone else to Rihanna, the unofficial patron saint (and now Pope) of the Met gala, is really kind of unfair: