Music-loving snake ejected from Australian festival for the crime of being a music-loving snake
A snake interrupted Adelaide's Under The Southern Stars festival by appearing in the crowd during a set by The Superjesus

We couldn’t find a photo of a snake at a festival, so here’s a concertgoer dressed as “the snake of fruit:” a banana. Photo: Corey Perrine
Pity the poor, terrifying, disgusting creatures of the Earth who have to deal with a music festival getting set up in their habitat. Not only are they cursed to live their lives as the subjects of so much human fear, but the snakes and spiders and other creeps of the animal kingdom have no say in the planning of large outdoor events that intrude upon their homes.
To make matters worse, these unfortunates animals are then removed from the events when people notice them just trying to hang out and make the best of the situation. This was the case with a sad, music-loving snake chased away from last weekend’s Under The Southern Stars festival in Adelaide, Australia.