The new Tolerability Index up–with all the trimmings! (Much like a turkey is trimmed.) Surprisingly, Thanksgiving-speak isn't on the Index, but those unbearable eBay "It" commercials are–something that you'll no doubt encounter over and over again on Thursday as you lounge in front of the TV, unable to change the channel due to your Tryptophan-induced stupor. Or in that recurring nightmare where everything around you has been transformed into a cold, plastic "IT." Anyway, enjoy it here. Happy Thanksgiving! (Regularly scheduled hating will resume on Monday.)