Hey, did everyone know that this season, ahem, excuse me, cycle of America's Next Top Model is the green season/cycle? No? Well, that was just one of the many PSAs Tyra seamlessly wove into the biodegradable fabric that was this episode. Others included: smoking is bad—so bad that it will eventually make you look like a cheap Halloween costume; a biodiesel jungle limo bus is the perfect way to reduce your carbon footprint; you don't have to hoochify yourself to be beautiful; and, being a model is about more than just being pretty.
They are important lessons all, to be sure. But the most important lesson to be gleaned from this episode, at least for future ANTM contestants, was: laughing at the ridiculousness that is the ANTM photo shoot challenges is not allowed. Those who laugh at being dressed up like the world's only chemotherapy patient who strongly resembles a cross between Daddy Warbucks and Yahoo Serious, say, will be swiftly eliminated. At least, that's the only reason I could find for the judges kicking off Super-Happy Mila–which is a shame, because I got the feeling she was very close to hyperventilating out of sheer cheerfulness, and that would have been fun to watch.
Of course, there were other girls who had trouble at the This Is Your Reflection On Smoking photo shoot—Bitch-But-For-A-Reason Ebony wasn't able to give life to her collapsed lung, for instance, and What's-Her-Name Kitty-Cat-Waxer was forgettable—but unsanctioned laughter is unforgiveable on ANTM.
As for the rest of the episode, there wasn't much, save for the requisite ho-hum bickering, jumping on beds, and excitement over the various Tyra photos hung all over the girls' new house. Still, patterns are beginning to emerge. For one, most of the models find Heather weird, which should only be read as a compliment to Heather. (At one point, she said, "I hope I get along with the other girls." And all I could think was, "Why, Heather?")