Hot Pockets sales are on the decline
Despite Snoop Dogg’s best efforts, Hot Pockets sales have reportedly taken a significant hit in 2014. Bloomberg Business News depressingly points to a reduction in federal food-stamp assistance as the reason for the decline, poor people being conditioned to eating shitty processed things by food deserts and dollar menus and whatnot. (The association of the brand with the phrase “diseased and unsound animals,” as well as its lack of representation under the #foodporn hashtag, have also presumably contributed to the downturn.)