John Carpenter would like to dispute Rotten Tomatoes' claim that he is dead
John Carpenter is done with directing movies. He doesn’t even really like to discuss his old movies, preferring instead to talk about video games and play one-handed keyboard all day. But while he’s largely moved on to a second career as a touring musician who sometimes dabbles in TV and comic books, he is, we are happy to report, very much still alive. This was never even up for debate until today, when Rotten Tomatoes commemorated Carpenter’s 70th birthday by declaring him dead. Like so: