John Wick to become a video game, as if it wasn't kind of one already
Photo: Niko Tavernise
As avowed fans of the John Wick franchise of media properties—in which a man wears a suit so well that it makes him borderline invincible to entire cities’ worth of gun-toting hired goons—we’d be the first to admit that they can be a little bit video game-y in their execution. Given the sheer number of heavily armed dudes Keanu Reeves dispatches in every movie, it wouldn’t surprise us if these guys were emerging out of a pipe somewhere like Mario’s Goombas, just waiting to be stomped, murder-cuddled, and then swiftly dispatched by Wick’s unflappable wrath.