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Nerdist creates the Suicide Squad trailer everyone expects to see

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With all of the various photos and set leaks of the cast of Suicide Squad, it’s clear that director David Ayers is going for an exxxtreme vibe. Joker has a grill and tattoos? Some goth looking lady preening next to people covered in pads and guns? Clearly this will be a hardcore movie filled with hardcore characters. Based on all of that, Nerdist has imagined what the trailer will inevitably look like.

Nerdist’s version finds more tattoos, a Juggalo spray tag, tons of tough guys crushing cans of energy drinks, and a copious amount of vaping. Dear lord—the vaping. Of course it’s entirely possible that Ayers isn’t churning out superpowered Entourage, albeit with even more douchiness. Maybe Comic-Con footage will arise and dispel the stench of Axe body spray and e-cigarettes. But until then, here’s the next best thing: a bunch of entitled punks who seemingly won a shopping spree at Hot Topic.