Patton Oswalt regrets going for the “easy laugh” as a young comic
Everybody has stuff they regret saying. That’s probably doubly true if you’re a stand-up comedian and the majority of stuff you’ve said has been in front of rooms full of strangers. But, for a long time, comedians were hesitant to say they regretted any of their old material or thought it was in bad taste. A new article from Vulture bucks that trend, asking 13 professional comedians from “Weird Al” Yankovic to Cameron Esposito to Sasheer Zamata if there are any jokes they regret telling with the benefit of hindsight. To round out the piece, Patton Oswalt describes one of his regrettable, early bits and paints a portrait of a brash young comedian who mistakenly confused laziness for edginess.
I did a bit — and I guess I was trying, in my young mind, to just offend — where I used the words “gay” and “retarded.” “Are there gay retarded people? If so, where’s their march? They should be allowed to have a march!” When I look back at the bit, it’s just lazy. I’m trying to say the word “retard” and get that easy laugh. I’m rarely embarrassed by anything offensive I do, but I’m very embarrassed when I’ve done something lazy.