Biggest controversy: As the word “fraternal” would suggest, most of these organizations admit men only. Most began as mutual support clubs for tradesmen at a time when women were expected not to have a trade, and many organizations haven’t changed with the times, although some have gone coed.
Thing we were happiest to learn: There’s a Concatenated Order Of Hoo-Hoo. In January 1892, six men in Gurdon, Arkansas, decided to form a fraternal organization for men involved with the lumber industry (although the six founders worked in tangential fields like railroads and newspapers that covered lumber issues). The first suggestion for a name was the reasonable-sounding “Independent Order Of Camp Followers,” but somehow that was beaten out by “Concatenated Order Of Hoo-Hoo,” “hoo-hoo” being 19th-century slang for a lumberjack. Thirty-five of “the leading lumbermen of the country” were accepted into the group at their first meeting, and by the end of the decade, the Hoo-Hoo had 5,000 members. The organization exists today, and while it has provided charitable support to members who have fallen on hard times, it seems to mostly be for fun, as evidenced by their ongoing commitment to silly names: the Order’s ruling council has nine members with titles like Scrivenoter, Arcanoper, and Custocatian.
Thing we were unhappiest to learn: Not one word in the Royal Antediluvian Order Of Buffaloes’ name is accurate. Founded in 1822, the Buffs, as they call themselves, do charity work and provide support for members and their families, and have spread to every corner of the Commonwealth. When the organization was founded, Britain’s Seditious And Riotous Assembly Acts made it difficult for clubs to gather. So as not to draw the ire of the authorities, the new fraternity called itself the Loyal Order Of Buffaloes. “Loyal” was misheard as “royal” so many times they officially changed it. By the time Her Majesty’s Government objected, the name had been in use for decades, and the Buffs were allowed to keep it, “provided no act by the Order arose that would disgrace its use.”
The reasons behind the addition of “Antediluvian” in the 1850s are murky, but the word refers to something predating the biblical flood, so it’s obviously a misnomer. While “order” is often used by fraternities, in Britain the word refers to orders of knighthood, which the Buffs are not. And, of course, there are no actual buffaloes in Great Britain. However, the Royal Order has done much good work through the years, setting up orphanages years before the state began to do the same, and forming the first ambulance service in England during the First World War.
Also noteworthy: While many fraternal organizations are either secular or nominally Christian, there are some overtly religious groups. B’nai B’rith (Hebrew for “Children Of The Covenant”) is a Jewish service organization, committed to fighting anti-Semitism, as well as supporting the faith and doing charity work focused on Jewish communities. The Knights Of Columbus is the world’s largest Catholic fraternity, promoting Catholic education and defending the faith, alongside the usual charitable works.
Best link to elsewhere on Wikipedia: Even entertainers have their own fraternity. Founded by British music hall performers in 1889, the Grand Order Of Water Rats was formed “to assist members of the theatrical professions… who, due to illness or old age, are in need.” The Order typically organizes performances to raise funds for a particular cause. Membership is limited to only 200 members, men only, and past and present members include Charlie Chaplin, Peter Lorre, Peter Sellers, Jon Pertwee, Laurel and Hardy, Maurice Chevalier, Bob Hope, George Martin, and Engelbert Humperdinck. And Prince Charles is considered an honorary member for supporting the Order’s charitable efforts.
Further down the Wormhole: E Clampus Vitus is a fraternal organization devoted to the heritage of the American West, although it self-identifies as a “historical drinking society.” Among its quirks are honorary memberships handed out to presumably unaware figures including Ulysses S. Grant, J.P. Morgan, Julius Caesar, Henry VIII, George Washington, and Andrew Jackson. (There’s a chance Grant may have been an actual member.) The Clampers also extended membership to Joshua A. Norton, a 19th-century figure who declared himself Emperor Of The United States and “Protector Of Mexico.” We’ll explore his reign next week.