Skip Fifty Shades and spend Valentine Day’s with the kinky, hysterical Double Lover instead

When Fifty Shades Of Grey opened in France three years ago, it did so under the Gallic equivalent of a PG-13 rating. The message was amusingly, abundantly clear: Over there, our risqué bondage blockbusters are tame enough for middle-schoolers. As if to prove the point further, along comes François Ozon’s Double Lover, opening on Valentine’s Day here in the States, as a kind of art-house rejoinder to the final installment in the Fifty Shades trilogy. Remember how the first film in that series excised a certain “scandalous” sex scene from the novel, the one involving the removal of a tampon? Double Lover, about a woman screwing twin psychiatrists, corrects that omission almost offhandedly, with the sight of Jérémie Renier emerging from between the thighs of our heroine, mouth smeared red. The film is as campy and nearly as regressive as the E.L. James adaptations it consistently out-kinks, except that it’s been made with a slumming Hitchcockian verve that enhances, rather than apologizes for, the proud disreputability of the material.

Ozon, the director of Swimming Pool, 8 Women, and the recent Frantz, is a relentless genre dabbler, to the point where you can never quite be sure what kind of movie to expect from him. It’s the erotic thriller, however, that seems to jump-start the battery of his wicked imagination, and Double Lover wastes no time announcing its showboating audacity: Giving new meaning to the “INT. scene” heading, the film kicks off its orgy of buried secrets and sinister intentions with an extreme gynecological close-up, an abstract wall of pink that gains recognizable shape only as the camera zooms slowly out. Ozon then fades from the exposed orifice to an unblinking eye, like the move from drain to glassy peeper in Psycho. It won’t be the last reference to that ultimate suspense climax, whose superimposed skull can be seen on everything from a room of stuffed, attack-pose felines to an ending that drags out a medical expert to succinctly explain the plot.

The anatomy in question belongs to fragile, anxious, 25-year-old Chloé (Marine Vacth, star of Ozon’s Young & Beautiful), who’s investigating the mysterious, on-and-off abdominal pain she’s endured since childhood. Convinced the ailment must have a psychological source, the doctors recommend a therapist: Paul (Renier), compassionate and soft-spoken, the model of a good listener. Enraptured by his patient, Paul eventually trades a professional relationship for a romantic one, and the two are happy for a time, Chloé seemingly “cured” of her affliction. But then she stumbles into a shocking revelation: Her dream beau has a secret shadow, a twin brother who approaches his own psychiatry practice (and love life) much more aggressively. If Paul is almost a parody of the sensitive, enlightened modern man, Louis (Renier again) is his predatory opposite, a manipulative, negging womanizer who demands no separation between work and play, his office opening into an attached bedroom.

Renier, who’s turned in numerous naturalistic performances in the movies of Belgian filmmaking duo the Dardennes, clearly relishes the opportunity for scenery chewing that the roles afford him: Perfectly in sync with the devilish genre spirit, he plays the “good” brother’s subdued supportiveness against the “bad” brother’s malevolent alpha confidence, at one point even finding the opportunity to play one imitating the other. (It’s the best doppelgänger dual performance since, well, Michael Fassbender in Alien: Covenant.) The model for this dichotomy is, of course, David Cronenberg’s disturbing masterpiece Dead Ringers, still the quintessential cinematic depiction of twinhood. The parallels don’t stop with the conflicting personalities of the brothers; Ozon drops allusions into nightmares both recounted and depicted, while building to some gnarly, Cronenbergian body horror. But Double Lover plays more like if Brian De Palma remade Dead Ringers from the Geneviève Bujold character’s perspective. It’s more sleazy than clinical, more stealth comedy than creeping dread.

As Chloé slides into an illicit, dubiously therapeutic affair with Louis, Ozon exploits the perverse possibilities of his premise—and not just through the lingering threat/promise of some steamy Renier-on-Renier action. Double Lover inverts the fantasy fulfillment of another dead ringer for Dead Ringers, Denis Villeneuve’s eerily ponderous look-alike thriller Enemy, which found Jake Gyllenhaal’s buttoned-up academic swapping beds (and partners) with an identical stranger. Here, Chloé gets to satiate her appetite for two paradigms of masculinity: the gentleman and the brute, the white-knight savior and the objectifying scoundrel. It’s a little icky, this have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too scenario, as Ozon toys with the idea that Louis’ ravenous advances (he makes Christian Grey look like the picture of traditional chivalry) are what Chloé really wants and maybe needs. That’s a queasy notion now and always, even when complimented by scenes of Chloé asserting her own dominance by introducing violent pegging into her relationship with Paul. There’s a bit of Paul Verhoeven, too, in this energetic workout of the erotic thriller, but Double Lover doesn’t play with fire half as smartly or provocatively as Elle did.

Still, in Ozon’s hands, the material is such knowing pulp, drunk on its own arch luridness, that it resists any reading that treats the pathologies, or their implications, remotely seriously. Slick as the polished surfaces of its locations—museums, high-end restaurants, posh high-rise apartments and offices—Double Lover steadily disappears down a whirlpool of kinky sex, melodramatic mystery, Grand Guignol gore, and what’s-real-and-what’s-not narrative gamesmanship. Ozon dresses up his tasteless pleasures in tasteful Euro-highbrow couture (the film premiered in competition at Cannes last year, hilariously), and virtuosically twists his camera up long staircases and straight down esophaguses, creating spiraling openings everywhere, because this is very much a film about going inside, in a prurient and a psychological sense. And because it’s also a film about twins, there are more mirrors than you can count: peeking out from every odd corner of every room, sometimes facing each other to create an infinite repeating reflection into oblivion. Double Lover is trash, but it’s delirious premium trash—and for the right kind of moviegoer, perfect date-night counterprogramming, answering the sappiness of this February holiday season with its own sticky perversity.