What Your Top Chef Favorite Reveals About You
During last night's Top Chef fake finale, Bravo had a text-message poll to answer the question, "Which Top Chef should pack their knives and go?" aka "Who do you hate the most?" Casey, Hung, Brian, or Dale.
If I were dumb enough to text message answers to questions posed by a cable network, I would have answered Dale–partly because he resembles a cartoon dinosaur, but mostly because he's alternately annoying ("I've slept with a few cowboys!" Oooh…you're like the gay basic cable Mae West, Dale!) and boring (Has he ever not made a tart?). The people who were dumb enough to text answer Bravo's question, however, chose Hung by an overwhelming margin. Brian was the second most hated, followed by Dale, and then Casey.
Now, granted, the respondents to this poll are dumb, but what the hell? Did everyone who voted miss the episode where Hung made a Smurf village out of crushed cereal? What about his hilarious tantrums? Or his unshakable confidence? Or the way he finishes early and doesn't help the others because he's a great competitor? If it wasn't for Hung, this season would have devolved into a bland, boring summer cooking friendship camp as soon as Howie (and his sweat) left.
What kind of a person finds Dale (or Brian "duh" Malarkey) more palatable or deserving than Hung? I've devised a guide to help find out.
What Your Top Chef Favorite Reveals About You: