Happy Holidays from The A.V. Club

That’s right, little girl from the Trump ad, we said it. Happy fucking Holidays, a greeting that includes Christmas as well as Hanukkah (which, to be fair, is over), Kwanzaa, the Winter Solstice, Boxing Day, Festivus, Card Playing Day, National Flashlight Day, and National Bicarbonate of Soda Day. All your years of back-breaking work on the liberal gulag mining lesbians for Starbucks cups have been for nothing, and the terrible reign of inclusivity and tolerance continues. Despair, little girl, for your holiday is no more special than any other holiday, despite being a major pop-cultural force commemorated with TV specials, movies, DMX songs, ugly sweater parties, decorations, special food, and months’ worth of commercials.