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Forget and leave behind this dreadful take on Lilo & Stitch

The "live-action" remake looks like a Disney Channel Original and makes all the wrong decisions.

Forget and leave behind this dreadful take on Lilo & Stitch
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The year’s second “live-action” remake from Disney goes after a film less historic or respected than Snow White, but one nonetheless sapped of its manic magic by the creatively bankrupt process: Lilo & Stitch. The story of a rowdy little Hawaiian orphan and her destructive, crash-landed pet alien contrasted two imaginative shades of youthful energy (who hasn’t momentarily seen a younger sibling or child as a monster hellbent on pure chaos?) with a graceful watercolor depiction of their island community. Aliens and tourists were both fish out of water, both disruptive to locals just trying to keep their jobs and houses intact. A loving sisterly core kept things grounded and eventually soothed the blue beast. Those beats are all, mostly, repeated diligently in the cheap-looking remake, plodded through with the slo-mo energy of an underwater march. If repetition is the only goal, Lilo & Stitch paints by the numbers. But the Disney Channel Original aesthetic and a handful of wrongheaded decisions make this film just the latest in a string of soulless, cut-rate copies.

Watching a filmmaker’s worse version of a movie that already exists is like eating a cookie from an amateur baker. They might technically follow the recipe, but it’s hard not to spend the experience remembering how good things could be. The second fiction feature from Marcel The Shell With Shoes On‘s Dean Fleischer Camp, Lilo & Stitch proves the director can obey instructions and cash a check, but little else. His film tamps down the endearing strangeness of Lilo (Maia Kealoha, mostly flat and sometimes less intelligible than her blue companion), the sci-fi fun of Stitch’s alien creators/pursuers, and the wacky mayhem of juggling life, children, and pets from outer space. 

The plot is effectively the same. Lilo is struggling to fit in after her parents’ death. Stitch (original director Chris Sanders) is on the run from an alien governmental body, disguising himself poorly as a dog. The former adopts the latter at an animal shelter, and they embrace each other even as they cause problems for those around them. “‘Ohana” means “family,” after all, a tearjerking sentiment which this film warps into a ubiquitous refrain. There’s Elvis music, surfing, and frozen treats falling on the ground. The majority of the remake has the janky fidelity of a community theater production, a fan film going through the motions as best it can.

So, what does this new take on Lilo & Stitch add? A few more humans get in the way of anything fun: A straightfaced social worker played by Tia Carrere makes the intimidating punchline Cobra Bubbles (Courtney B. Vance) redundant, while Amy Hill hams it up as Lilo’s elderly neighbor. Lilo’s sister Nani (Sydney Elizebeth Agudong) shoulders more of the story’s focus, having turned down a college scholarship to better care for Lilo, which gives the narrative an odd angle; the plot’s trajectory leads to how Nani can get away from Lilo and the responsibilities she brings—this is a film inclined to dump Lilo off on friends and neighbors so that Nani can go live her life, something that would feel more in line with the found-family themes of the original if any of the other human characters were more than warm bodies. 

This minor pivot in the script (written by Chris Kekaniokalani Bright and Mike Van Waes) contributes to the feeling that Lilo & Stitch is a made-for-TV movie aimed at the slightly older Disney crowd. Less from the perspective of Lilo, an oddball outcast who’s found a pal to match her freak, the film worries about health insurance.

This dry lifelessness pervades the beachy slog. Unimaginative shots from cinematographer Nigel Bluck frame boring conversations and alien destruction in the same perfunctory manner, and it always seems like Stitch is shot from the same perspective, flattening the film into a caged-in, repetitive visual experience. Stitch’s CG animation at least offers a bit of the cuteness and charisma of the original character, with his violent glee and bashful hesitance still coming across in his wide, toothy mouth. But the rest of the aliens are on the other side of the realism spectrum: Stitch’s creator Dr. Jumba Jookiba (Zach Galifianakis) and his Earth-obsessed guide Pleakley (Billy Magnussen) are rendered with the same hideous, fleshy texture as those fanmade SpongeBob characters you see online. None of them click with the rest of the film’s look, always looking egregiously out of place in the stale, stiff environment.

Not to worry, though: The aliens aren’t aliens for long. Because this is a live-action movie determined to drain any leftover animated fun from the proceedings, Jumba and Pleakley don’t traipse through the film as aliens in enjoyably inept disguises (which included plenty of drag for Pleakley). Instead, they use holograms to appear as Galifianakis and Magnussen, which means they’re just two more dull people poking around this would-be sci-fi. At least Magnussen projects a bit of inhuman weirdness; Galifianakis seems actively disinterested in being in the film at all.

This contractually mandated resignation is the predominant feeling conveyed by Lilo & Stitch, a film completely clouded by an atmosphere of “well, half-heartedly remaking these things is all we know how to do now.” (Interestingly, even the original Lilo & Stitch directors Dean DeBlois and Chris Sanders, who went on to helm DreamWorks’ How To Train Your Dragon franchise, are not immune from this; DeBlois makes his live-action debut later this year adapting that film.) None of these imagination-limiting films have been good. Almost all of them have been terrible. The only piece of optimism one can find around this godforsaken trend is that they are, finally, making less money at the box office. One can only hope that they’re on their way out. “‘Ohana” might still mean “family,” but this Lilo & Stitch deserves to be left behind—and forgotten.

Director: Dean Fleischer Camp
Writer: Chris Kekaniokalani Bright, Mike Van Waes
Starring: Maia Kealoha, Chris Sanders, Sydney Elizebeth Agudong, Zach Galifianakis, Billy Magnussen, Hannah Waddingham, Courtney B. Vance, Tia Carrere, Amy Hill, Jason Scott Lee
Release Date: May 23, 2025

 
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