The freshly resigned Liz Truss' run as prime minister wasn't able to outlast a head of lettuce

The Daily Star livestreamed a head of lettuce to see if it would wilt before Truss stepped down

By Reid McCarter  |  October 20, 2022 | 3:34pm
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The freshly resigned Liz Truss' run as prime minister wasn't able to outlast a head of lettuce
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The lettuce celebrates its big win. Screenshot: Daily Star

British Prime Minister Liz Truss resigned earlier today, ending her time at the wheel of a slow-motion political car crash that she seemed as befuddled to witness as the rest of us. Truss will go down in official history as the United Kingdom’s shortest-serving PM, but her brief term may be more popularly remembered in simpler terms: She couldn’t outlast a head of lettuce.

LIVE: Can Liz Truss outlast a lettuce?

A lettuce livestream was created by The Daily Star, which was in turn inspired by The Economist writing last week that Truss’ only managed to hold onto any real power as PM for about a week, which is “roughly the shelf-life of a lettuce.”

The stream has been running since last Friday, October 14th, and shows the head of lettuce sitting on a table next to a clock and two miniature Union Jacks. The accompanying video description sums up the experiment by asking the question, “Will Liz Truss still be Prime Minister within the 10-day shelf-life of a lettuce?”

Over the past six days, the lettuce wore googly eyes and a wig, rested with a sleep mask over its green face, and was served coffee and sausage rolls for breakfast. Now, still triumphantly edible following Truss’ resignation, it’s been served drinks, celebrating the fact that a humble head of lettuce has endured where Britain’s Conservative Party has faltered.

Now that the vegetable has served its main purpose, it may also, unlike the PM who led to its celebrity status, be of some use to the country by being placed in a sandwich or used to make a salad that provides actual nourishment.

[via The New York Times]

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