Nine Perfect Strangers returns with a deadly boring season 2
A brand-new setting (and wig for Nicole Kidman) can't save this Hulu drama.
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Hulu’s Nine Perfect Strangers is a mess. After a forgettable first season, which was based on Liane Moriarty’s novel of the same name, the psychological thriller returns for round two without any source material from which to borrow. Creator David E. Kelley and star Nicole Kidman have apparently learned nothing from the second outing of their previous Moriarty adaptation, Big Little Lies. And that HBO show’s mediocre sophomore run feels stellar compared to this.
These eight new episodes demand the patience of a saint. They lack focus, a tight pace, intriguing characters, and, most of all, the self-aware campiness that made NPS somewhat amusing when it debuted four years ago. The series is bogged down by its predictable suspense (the so-called twists can be seen from a mile away) and hollow commentary on societal power imbalances. As it turns out, Nine Perfect Strangers is unequipped to provide meaningful analysis to such a resonant topic. This is a delirious drama about a “wellness expert” who drugs and experiments on her clients to alleviate their trauma and overcome her own grief. Juggling this premise with an overarching tale of corruption and corporate greed, as well as emotional family struggles, results in a jarring misfire.
Season two rushes through the explanation for how Masha Dmitrichenko (Kidman), who has gained popularity for her work with psychedelics (and got off scot-free for tricking folks at the Tranquillium House in season one), now manages an expensive facility in the Alps called Zauberwald. Masha works alongside her former counselor, Helena (an underused Lena Olin) and Helena’s eager scientist son, Martin (Lucas Englander), to spearhead a new program that, of course, centers exclusively on using dangerous hallucinogens.
This trio’s complicated dynamic pales in comparison to the relationship Masha had with her employees in season one in terms of her cult-leader-esque hold over them. At least in 2021 Nine Perfect Strangers delved into why people were blindly drawn to Masha’s mysterious, soothing personality and how she wielded her manipulative skills to her benefit. (She was using drugs as a way to “see” her deceased daughter, administering them to patrons to figure out the right dosage.) But Kelley and the writers waste an opportunity to dig deeper into their fascinating anti-hero in season two. They aren’t able to fully realize the depths of Masha’s pathos, which means Kidman is simply going through the motions. (Even her heavy, distracting Russian accent dissipates, with Masha giving a silly Putin-related reason for the change.)