SEX. Now that we have your attention, watch the first episode of The Onion's new reality show, Sex House

Bored with the cotillion-like formalities and deep interpersonal relationships of most reality shows, our sister site The Onion has created its own spin on the old "strangers living together" format, one that dispenses with all that and gets straight to the point. Sex House puts six strangers out to have sex together in a house stocked with sex stuff, to see what happens when people who want to have sex stop being polite and start having sex. Also, sex. Sexing every Thursday, Sex House is the first of four original shows The Onion show plans to roll out on its YouTube channel—though none of them will have this much sex, or talk of the promise of sex. Watch the first episode below, and get ready to hear about some sex!