Like the music industry, the adult-film world is seeing its revenues tumble, now that free sites and amateurs are giving away money shots for free. So how to stabilize those revenue streams in trying economic times? With parodies, of course. Following the word a couple weeks ago that star Taryn Thomas is producing a Jersey Shore spoof—naturally—from comes (giggle) a slew of titles from Hustler for 2010-2011:
This Ain’t CSI XXX: Chatsworth
This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX
This Ain’t Avatar XXX
This Ain’t Glee XXX
This Ain’t I Dream of Jeannie XXX
This Ain’t The Cable News XXX
This Ain’t The Soup XXX
This Ain’t The Hills XXX
Now we all knew it was only a matter of time before the Avatar porn happened, I Dream Of Jeannie makes a lot of sense, and sure, we can even understand The Hills. But, uh, "The Cable News"? The Soup? "So meaty," indeed. ("I have arrived," says host Joel McHale.) Could a Community spoof be far behind? That show's a gang-bang waiting to happen!
And in porn-spoof sequel news, Hustler also announced This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2 is due in April. "Beam me up" has never sounded so dirty.