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The Seattle Seahawks' actual hawk got loose and grabbed a fan's head last night
By Reid McCarter October 8, 2021 | 9:00pm
Allow this creepy little robot to skateboard on into your nightmares
By Reid McCarter October 8, 2021 | 7:00pm
It's been a rough couple of weeks to be a drone
By Reid McCarter October 7, 2021 | 6:00pm
This two-hour 1989 Word tutorial is both the most boring video ever made and a work of art
By Andrew Paul October 5, 2021 | 9:00pm
What to Expect from Disney's Oogie Boogie Bash Halloween Party
By Garrett Martin October 5, 2021 | 6:30pm
This week’s absurdist animal invasion? Some cute capybaras in Argentina
By Andrew Paul October 5, 2021 | 6:30pm
Grass Of Parnassus is a must-read work from one of comics' best teamsBy Caitlin Rosberg October 5, 2021 | 5:00pm
We regret to inform you that Facebook is back
By Matt Schimkowitz October 4, 2021 | 10:47pm
With No Time To Die set to open, the James Bonding podcast returns after nearly two years
By Marnie Shure, morgan mcnaught, Dan Jakes, Jose Nateras October 4, 2021 | 5:00pm
Holy crap, this year's Sept. 21 Demi video looks like it was a lot of work
By William Hughes October 2, 2021 | 12:15am
"Vicious, almost evil" rooster apprehended after attacking New York City residents
By Reid McCarter October 1, 2021 | 8:00pm
Walt Disney World at 50: A Half-Century of an American Original
By Garrett Martin October 1, 2021 | 6:00pm
The furries aren't here for Lindsay Lohan's fursona NFT
By Tatiana Tenreyro October 1, 2021 | 5:30pm
Amazon debuts its awful, creepy robot snitch
By Andrew Paul September 30, 2021 | 9:30pm
Senate finally asks Facebook to stop all the "Finsta"
By Matt Schimkowitz September 30, 2021 | 8:40pm
New York City's most affordable hotel options, a bunch of vans listed on Airbnb, have been shut down
By Reid McCarter September 30, 2021 | 8:00pm
Gritty rides motorcycle, implores us to "remember the first time you saw me naked" in third birthday celebration
By Reid McCarter September 30, 2021 | 7:30pm
Gather 'round for the tale of "Florida Man and the Trash Gator"
By Andrew Paul September 30, 2021 | 6:30pm
Danish artist accepts $84,000 commission, unveils blank canvases titled "Take The Money And Run"
By Reid McCarter September 29, 2021 | 7:00pm
Say hello to the beautiful beasts competing in Fat Bear Week 2021
By Reid McCarter September 29, 2021 | 5:00pm
Ready your puns, references, and wordplay: Wild boars are ransacking Rome
By Andrew Paul September 28, 2021 | 6:45pm
A German hamster is currently trading cryptocurrency online, just in case you were wondering
By Reid McCarter September 28, 2021 | 5:00pm
Instagram developers realized that "Instagram Kids" would suck
By Tatiana Tenreyro September 27, 2021 | 5:15pm
This week's must-hear podcasts: Conan O'Brien pays his respects to Norm Macdonald
By Marnie Shure, morgan mcnaught, Craig D. Lindsey, Jose Nateras September 27, 2021 | 5:00pm
Our weekend guide does its damnedest to keep you out of Dear Evan Hansen 's clutches
By William Hughes September 24, 2021 | 4:00pm
Homeowner finds creepy rag doll in his wall with note confessing murder of past owners
By Andrew Paul September 23, 2021 | 8:00pm
Meet "Flourb0y," inventor of the world's first pizza skateboard
By Reid McCarter September 23, 2021 | 7:30pm
The Other Two team unpacks the ending of season 2By Saloni Gajjar September 23, 2021 | 5:00pm
Batman: Wayne Family Adventures is DC’s most inviting Batman comic in yearsBy Oliver Sava September 22, 2021 | 3:00pm
Slightly fewer people are getting their news from social media, thank GodBy Andrew Paul September 21, 2021 | 9:30pm
Citi Bike hit by subway train in some kind of half-assed metaphor for public transit
By Andrew Paul September 21, 2021 | 9:00pm
Covenant is a saintly addition to Webtoon's rosterBy Justin Carter September 21, 2021 | 3:00pm
What are you reading in September?
By Laura Adamczyk, Shanicka Anderson September 20, 2021 | 6:00pm
Website risks eternal damnation by re-selling Chick-fil-A sandwiches on Sunday
By Reid McCarter September 20, 2021 | 5:04pm
The King Of Crenshaw details all that we lost with the death of Nipsey HussleBy Marnie Shure, Anthony D Herrera, Craig D. Lindsey, Dan Jakes September 20, 2021 | 5:00pm
Punks, parties, and Patti: The highs and lows of Riot Fest 2021
By Alex McLevy September 20, 2021 | 4:09pm
Exclusive: Dave Holmes previews the music mystery that's plagued him for 30 years with Waiting For Impact trailer
By Cameron Scheetz September 20, 2021 | 1:00pm
Let's bring in the weekend with Copshop , Deathloop , vampires gambling—and Weezer
By William Hughes September 18, 2021 | 1:52am
Cower in terror: The latest TikTok trend is about dumping canned beans on peoples' front porches
By Reid McCarter September 17, 2021 | 9:30pm
A look at how Fat Bear Week went from a one-off event to the highlight of every year
By Reid McCarter September 17, 2021 | 5:30pm
Strange if true: People prefer watching TV to gnawing off their own arm during their morning commutes
By Andrew Paul September 16, 2021 | 9:45pm
Scientists are working on a wooly mammoth hybrid, presumably so we can make it extinct for a second time
By Reid McCarter September 16, 2021 | 8:45pm
How To With John Wilson begins another season of life lessons on November 26By Matt Schimkowitz September 16, 2021 | 6:44pm
Norm Macdonald told jokes, dammit
By Matt Schimkowitz September 15, 2021 | 3:04pm
This week in Savage Love: Hands on
By Dan Savage September 15, 2021 | 5:00am
Aack Cast reclaims Cathy from decades of detractorsBy Marnie Shure, Dan Jakes, Anthony D Herrera September 13, 2021 | 5:00pm
Media tries, fails to convince us that Mr. Peanut-shaped UFO was a Planters ad
By Reid McCarter September 10, 2021 | 8:00pm
Let Guy Fieri, Natalie Morales, and Keanu’s rubber ducky set the tone for your weekend
By Katie Rife September 10, 2021 | 11:00am
The story of the first "cryptocoin cruise ship" is exactly as weird and dumb as all those words imply
By William Hughes September 10, 2021 | 3:45am
Literal bird brains can accept climate change faster than Republicans
By Andrew Paul September 9, 2021 | 9:35pm
Great blue heron becomes New York City hero for eating a big, wet rat
By Reid McCarter September 9, 2021 | 5:30pm
Kamala Khan takes on the internet in Ms. Marvel: Stretched Thin
By M.L. Kejera September 8, 2021 | 8:00pm
Spanish bishop resigns to pursue relationship with "satanic-tinged erotic fiction" author
By Reid McCarter September 8, 2021 | 6:00pm
Regina Hall and Melissa McCarthy on the tiny husbands and big reveals of the latest Nine Perfect Strangers
By Cameron Scheetz September 8, 2021 | 3:00pm
This week in Savage Love: On the down blow
By Dan Savage September 8, 2021 | 5:00am
Agent of chaos responsible for demoting Pluto now says there is a ninth planet, actually
By Andrew Paul September 7, 2021 | 9:30pm
Red Lines’ clumsy attempt to decry cartoon By Caitlin Rosberg September 7, 2021 | 6:05pm
Let’s remember the myriad ways Michael K. Williams was a joyous badass
By Andrew Paul September 7, 2021 | 6:00pm
Simu Liu is (probably) the world's most successful stock model
By Tatiana Tenreyro September 7, 2021 | 5:15pm
A scammer is using Keanu Reeves to trick unwitting older women
By Tatiana Tenreyro September 3, 2021 | 6:34pm
Shang-Chi, meet Steve Martin: Here’s everything you should watch this weekend
By Marah Eakin September 3, 2021 | 11:00am
We condemn you to Websites From Hell, an archive of the internet's ugliest websites
By Reid McCarter September 2, 2021 | 9:30pm
Chet Hanks is the screaming id of nepotism in his Andrew Callaghan interview
By Matt Schimkowitz September 2, 2021 | 7:30pm
FTC finally investigating what the hell is going on with McDonald’s ice cream machines
By Matt Schimkowitz September 1, 2021 | 10:35pm
Japanese scientists have 3D printed a square of lab-grown wagyu beef
By Reid McCarter September 1, 2021 | 9:30pm
New York City apartment enforces "no pets" policy by evicting 80-pound cougar
By Reid McCarter September 1, 2021 | 5:00pm
This week in Savage Love: Counseled culture
By Dan Savage September 1, 2021 | 5:00am
Here's exactly how Red Delicious apples became an affront to God
By Andrew Paul August 31, 2021 | 9:30pm
A look back at Hooters' short-lived attempt at running a boob-ified airline
By Reid McCarter August 31, 2021 | 8:30pm
Vitamin (John) Cena should be part of any balanced Internet diet
By Andrew Paul August 31, 2021 | 8:15pm
Watch 2001: A Space Odyssey author Arthur C. Clarke predict now-commonplace technology in a 1976 interview
By Reid McCarter August 30, 2021 | 9:30pm
This Week in Theme Park News: Disney World's New Annual Pass Program, and Universal Beijing's Opening Date
By Garrett Martin August 30, 2021 | 9:20pm
Julia Louis-Dreyfus explains how not to comfort a cancer patient on The Deep Dive
By Marnie Shure, Dan Jakes, Jose Nateras, Craig D. Lindsey August 30, 2021 | 5:00pm
War against "murder hornets" turns as scientists successfully use method to locate and destroy nests
By Reid McCarter August 30, 2021 | 5:00pm
R.I.P. Mary Tyler Moore Show, Up actor Ed Asner
By Gwen Ihnat, Sam Barsanti August 29, 2021 | 6:57pm
How many times do we have to say it? Candyman is in theaters now
By Katie Rife August 27, 2021 | 4:00pm
Octogenarian influencers are hawking Flamin' Hot Cheetos flavored Mountain Dew
By Andrew Paul August 26, 2021 | 8:00pm
New start-up aims to disrupt food industry (and bowels) with weird little food cubes
By Reid McCarter August 26, 2021 | 6:30pm
Choujin X is a spectacle of body horror and self-image sadnessBy Justin Carter August 26, 2021 | 4:00pm
Just a bunch of parkour maniacs playing "the floor is lava" on a series of granite pillars
By Reid McCarter August 25, 2021 | 8:00pm
Good news, creeps: Tony Hawk is now selling skateboards covered with his blood
By Reid McCarter August 25, 2021 | 7:00pm
Nine Perfect Strangers ’ Manny Jacinto unpacks Yao’s precarious love triangleBy Cameron Scheetz August 25, 2021 | 3:00pm
OnlyFans realizes it fucked up, will not ban porn anymore
By Tatiana Tenreyro August 25, 2021 | 2:14pm
“Anime was a safe space”: On magical girls, damaged villains, and trans adolescence
By Willow Maclay and Cressa Beer August 25, 2021 | 2:00pm
This week in Savage Love: Quickies
By Dan Savage August 25, 2021 | 5:00am
Great job, capitalism! A DIY x-ray machine is cheaper than an ER visit
By Andrew Paul August 24, 2021 | 7:00pm
Roller coaster that goes at "super death" speed shut down because people keep getting hurt on it
By Reid McCarter August 24, 2021 | 5:00pm
This Week in Theme Park News: Disney Genie+, Splash Mountain's Retheme, Tragedy at SeaWorld, and More
By Garrett Martin August 23, 2021 | 10:30pm
Jon Hamm and Zooey Deschanel portray real-life turbulent Tinseltown couple in Love Is A Crime
By Marnie Shure, Jose Nateras, Anthony D Herrera, Craig D. Lindsey, morgan mcnaught August 23, 2021 | 5:00pm
Mark Zuckerberg swears he has friends, they just live in a different Metaverse
By Andrew Paul August 20, 2021 | 7:45pm
Hugh Jackman, Chadwick Boseman's Marvel farewell, and CODA are all can't-miss this weekend
By Marah Eakin August 20, 2021 | 5:24pm
OnlyFans to ban sexually explicit content
By Sam Barsanti August 19, 2021 | 8:13pm
We can relate to Saturn’s big ol’ jiggly middle section
By Andrew Paul August 19, 2021 | 7:30pm
For the last time, this meme is of Robert Redford, not Zach Galifianakis
By Matt Schimkowitz August 18, 2021 | 7:00pm
Tiger King 's Jeff and Lauren Lowe agree to give up all their exotic animalsBy Marah Eakin August 18, 2021 | 5:43pm
Read This: How dollar stores scammed America to become worth more than Coca-Cola
By Andrew Paul August 18, 2021 | 5:00pm
This week in Savage Love : Game over
By Dan Savage August 18, 2021 | 5:00am
There's nowhere to run and also nowhere to freerun as Boston Dynamics unveils parkour robot
By Sam Barsanti August 18, 2021 | 2:36am
Jake Lacy thinks Shane is probably a bigger dick after The White Lotus finale
By Tatiana Tenreyro August 17, 2021 | 2:30pm
The guy who sued Pepsi to get a Harrier jet didn't really deserve one anyway
By Sam Barsanti August 16, 2021 | 11:50pm
Conner O’Malley cordially invites you to chew raw pork at Wisconsin Dells' spookiest Haunted Houses
By Matt Schimkowitz August 16, 2021 | 11:13pm
This Week in Theme Park News: NBA Experience Closes, Disney World's Christmas Event, and More
By Garrett Martin August 16, 2021 | 5:45pm
How Did This Get Made? and Adam Scott carry on their hallowed Fast & Furious traditionBy Marnie Shure, Craig D. Lindsey, Anthony D Herrera, Jose Nateras, Dan Jakes August 16, 2021 | 5:00pm
The White Lotus ’ Fred Hechinger on Quinn’s rebellion and working with Mike WhiteBy Danette Chavez August 16, 2021 | 11:00am
What are you reading in August?
By Alex McLevy, Matt Schimkowitz August 16, 2021 | 11:00am
Ahh! Home Alone reboot coming to Disney Plus in November
By Marah Eakin August 13, 2021 | 8:53pm
Reservation Dogs and Tsai Ming-liang's latest are on the agenda for the weekendBy Matt Schimkowitz August 13, 2021 | 11:00am
Colombian mayor shares footage of ghost attack, requests "union in prayer"
By Reid McCarter August 12, 2021 | 5:50pm
