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Oh, good lord, check out the ears on this kid
By Reid McCarter June 22, 2022 | 9:00pm
At 50, Disneyland's Main Street Electrical Parade Remains a Beautiful Medley of the Past and Future
By Garrett Martin June 17, 2022 | 1:30pm
Don't worry, Todd Phillips: Nick Lutsko already wrote your Joker 2 musical opener
By Andrew Paul June 16, 2022 | 5:00pm
Times are tough, but are they "$2,000 to infest your house with cockroaches" tough?
By Andrew Paul June 14, 2022 | 4:45pm
You're Wrong About 's Sarah Marshall on how to reclaim our misremembered historyBy Marnie Shure June 12, 2022 | 11:00am
Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan's NRA Convention dispatch is a gut-wrenching must-watch
By Andrew Paul June 7, 2022 | 7:49pm
MTV Movie & TV Awards 2022: Here's a look at some of the night's biggest moments
By The A.V. Club June 6, 2022 | 2:24am
Woman becomes local hero after bouncing opossum from Brooklyn bar
By Reid McCarter June 3, 2022 | 5:30pm
Man spends over $15K to play Rough Collie dress-up, disprove existence of a loving god
By Reid McCarter June 2, 2022 | 1:20pm
Guinness Record for dressing up like a dork in public set yesterday by huge gathering of "vampires"
By Reid McCarter May 27, 2022 | 9:15pm
Sharkcano, the volcano with sharks in it, erupts
By Andrew Paul May 26, 2022 | 5:30pm
Why be horrified by the world when your body is scary enough?
By Andrew Paul May 24, 2022 | 2:54pm
Iceland will "OutHorse" your out of office email responses so you can relax on vacation
By Reid McCarter May 20, 2022 | 5:53pm
Guy builds entire backyard rollercoaster in attempt to satiate his three-year-old's need for speed
By Reid McCarter May 19, 2022 | 5:36pm
Billboard Music Awards 2022: Here's a look at some of the night's biggest moments
By The A.V. Club May 16, 2022 | 4:10am
First look at our galaxy's black hole released just as society collapses into itself
By Andrew Paul May 12, 2022 | 4:00pm
15 Stephen King novels that are just screaming to be adapted (or re-adapted)
By Richard Newby May 12, 2022 | 7:00am
How long until James Cameron claims this underwater 'road to Atlantis' for himself?
By Andrew Paul May 10, 2022 | 9:00pm
Ready the tinfoil hats: Congress to hold open hearings on UFOs next week
By Andrew Paul May 10, 2022 | 7:00pm
Sad, discarded $35 Goodwill sculpture turns out to be ancient bust of sad, discarded Roman man
By Reid McCarter May 10, 2022 | 6:00pm
Disney's New Guardians of the Galaxy Roller Coaster Launches EPCOT's Latest Era
By Garrett Martin May 9, 2022 | 4:25pm
The Slurp Juice Ape got itself milkshake ducked
By Andrew Paul May 5, 2022 | 9:00pm
Territorial turkey terrorizes trespassing trail-walkers
By Reid McCarter May 3, 2022 | 4:00pm
The Best Ride at Every Disney World Theme Park
By Garrett Martin May 3, 2022 | 2:15pm
One woman's joyfully morbid quest to collect merch from failed companies
By Reid McCarter April 28, 2022 | 7:06pm
Sorry Dirty Grandpa fans: "Robert De Niro" is the pop culture search term most likely to give you a virus
By Reid McCarter April 22, 2022 | 6:00pm
Science confirms that it's impossible to achieve perfect Oreo separation
By Reid McCarter April 20, 2022 | 7:00pm
A stellar comic presents reality TV romance… in space
By M.L. Kejera April 20, 2022 | 2:00pm
Suzanne Geary’s webcomic Brainchild is monstrously compelling
By Caitlin Rosberg April 19, 2022 | 2:00pm
Enjoy virtual hug website The Nicest Place On The Internet before everyone figures out how to ruin it
By Reid McCarter April 15, 2022 | 6:35pm
Andrew Callaghan and Channel 5 brought their gonzo journalism to Ukraine
By Andrew Paul April 14, 2022 | 6:00pm
Elon Musk threatens everyone with buying Twitter
By Andrew Paul April 14, 2022 | 2:52pm
Friends and colleagues honor Gilbert Gottfried
By Peter Scobel, Alison Foreman April 13, 2022 | 11:58pm
YouTuber Tom Scott goes face to face with his robot doppelgänger
By Reid McCarter April 13, 2022 | 9:05pm
Dinosaur boneyard yields eggs, skin, and maybe bits of that asteroid that killed 'em off
By Andrew Paul April 13, 2022 | 4:00pm
Kmart, doing its best Blockbuster impersonation, only has three stores left
By Andrew Paul April 12, 2022 | 6:06pm
Jump on into the world of extreme pogo athletes
By Reid McCarter April 6, 2022 | 6:00pm
Scott Snyder and Francis Manapul’s Clear is gorgeous sci-fi noir
By Justin Carter April 6, 2022 | 5:00am
Grammys 2022: Here's a look at this year's red carpet arrivals
By The A.V. Club April 3, 2022 | 9:39pm
UK beer company pulls "free beer" April Fool's prank, makes everyone mad
By Reid McCarter April 1, 2022 | 8:00pm
Good news! Scientists have created a perverted little foot tickling robot
By Reid McCarter March 30, 2022 | 9:15pm
The RoboBurger vending machine will see you now
By Reid McCarter March 29, 2022 | 8:00pm
We've reached the "finance our asteroid mining startup" phase of NFTs
By Andrew Paul March 29, 2022 | 6:30pm
We are lost in emotion after learning Saturn is losing its rings
By Andrew Paul March 29, 2022 | 4:45pm
Blast Off to Planet Mardi Gras at Universal Studios Florida
By Garrett Martin March 29, 2022 | 4:15pm
Oscars 2022: Here's a look at this year's red carpet arrivals
By The A.V. Club March 27, 2022 | 9:22pm
Tom Hanks officiates a random couple's wedding in Pittsburgh
By Mike Vanderbilt March 25, 2022 | 9:12pm
Movie theater stand-up comedian gets the attention that she ordered
By Mike Vanderbilt March 25, 2022 | 7:30pm
Squire is a fantastical feast for the eyes with bold historical rootsBy Caitlin Rosberg March 24, 2022 | 1:00pm
Hen Kai Pan is a comic that finds a bleak but beautiful poetry in humanity’s endBy M.L. Kejera March 23, 2022 | 3:00pm
We now present a German woman's guide to befriending wild crows in four easy steps
By Reid McCarter March 22, 2022 | 8:00pm
Genius inventor makes The Office 's vacuum toy collector a reality, uses it to suck up and sort Lego
By Reid McCarter March 22, 2022 | 6:45pm
It turns out a bear is no match for two angry pot-bellied pigs
By Reid McCarter March 21, 2022 | 9:15pm
Custom-made super piano plays nearly impossible songs, kind of speaks English, and has googly eyes
By Reid McCarter March 21, 2022 | 6:00pm
Ellen DeGeneres and Bill Nye once extolled "clean coal" in a Disney World ride
By Andrew Paul March 17, 2022 | 8:00pm
Sadly, that huge potato named Doug isn't actually a potato after all
By Reid McCarter March 17, 2022 | 5:30pm
Reconciling with Mr. Autumn Man
By Erik Adams March 17, 2022 | 2:30pm
KFC's 11-course, gourmet meal is somehow grosser than its normal menu
By Andrew Paul March 15, 2022 | 7:45pm
Our predictions for Bridgerton s eason 2
By Alison Foreman March 15, 2022 | 3:57pm
You may now bid on a diamond ring made of ranch dressing, if that's the sort of thing you'd like to do
By Reid McCarter March 14, 2022 | 8:00pm
Critics Choice Awards 2022: Here's a look at this year's red carpet arrivals
By The A.V. Club March 13, 2022 | 10:18pm
Oh, to be a little toy car enjoying a very elaborate Hot Wheels backyard racetrack
By Reid McCarter March 11, 2022 | 6:30pm
Bird "of an unknown type" causes 10,000 residents to lose power in New Orleans
By Andrew Paul March 10, 2022 | 10:00pm
Plan your next cannibal-themed family trip with this handy map of American ghost towns
By Andrew Paul March 10, 2022 | 9:00pm
Indiana firefighters have rescued a kid from a tree who was trying to rescue a cat from a tree
By Reid McCarter March 10, 2022 | 7:00pm
They found the "Kazoo Kid" from that meme and he's got gray hair
By Andrew Paul March 8, 2022 | 6:30pm
The Batman has the box office, but a new Detective Comics whodunit might be more compellingBy Oliver Sava March 8, 2022 | 2:00pm
Foolish children think they can solve grown-up woes by launching pep talk hotline
By Reid McCarter March 7, 2022 | 9:00pm
Independent Spirit Awards 2022: Here's a look at this year's red carpet arrivals
By The A.V. Club March 6, 2022 | 8:56pm
MSCHF is turning the SAT into a massive jackpot contest
By Andrew Paul March 3, 2022 | 7:00pm
Scientists pitch a T-rex extended universe with new species
By Andrew Paul March 3, 2022 | 6:00pm
10 essential Batman comics from the last decade
By Caitlin Rosberg March 2, 2022 | 6:00am
SAG Awards 2022: Here's a look at this year's red carpet arrivals
By The A.V. Club February 27, 2022 | 11:13pm
Butt-centric erotica master Chuck Tingle buys GovernorAbbott.com to troll buttheaded Texan hatemonger
By Reid McCarter February 25, 2022 | 10:25pm
Enormous bear named Hank The Tank is actually three enormous bears we will now call Hanks The Tanks
By Reid McCarter February 25, 2022 | 6:45pm
"Weird Al" Yankovic unveils a long-overdue official pinball machine
By Andrew Paul February 25, 2022 | 6:00pm
Finnish artist Broci reinvents the classic tropes of horror in Bad Friday
By M.L. Kejera February 23, 2022 | 4:00pm
Coinbase CEO claims no one would make his Super Bowl ad, is corrected by ad agency that made it
By Andrew Paul February 22, 2022 | 10:30pm
California meets its new overlord, a 500-pound bear called Hank The Tank
By Reid McCarter February 22, 2022 | 6:00pm
Step By Bloody Step makes art the star of a new fantasy epicBy Caitlin Rosberg February 22, 2022 | 4:00pm
Virgin Galactic ticket sales now open to "general public" with $450K to burn
By Andrew Paul February 17, 2022 | 6:30pm
Magic: The Gathering owners forced to explain copyright law to unofficial NFT projectBy Andrew Paul February 15, 2022 | 3:42pm
In a great bit of news for anyone who wants to kiss a computer, there's now an AI voice that can flirt
By Reid McCarter February 14, 2022 | 10:00pm
Doing it wrong: 11 deeply unsexy sex scenes
By Ignatiy Vishnevetsky, A.A. Dowd, Gwen Ihnat, Sean O'Neal, Clayton Purdom, Katie Rife February 12, 2022 | 5:10am
Security guard doodles eyes onto $1 million painting on his first day
By Andrew Paul February 11, 2022 | 6:00pm
David Cross talks his new special and pretending not to cry doing stand-up post-COVID
By Alex McLevy February 11, 2022 | 5:00pm
Parody rapper arrested for lesser crime of allegedly co-laundering billions in bitcoin
By Andrew Paul February 10, 2022 | 9:30pm
Curse your children with knowledge of internet history through a pop-up book of memes
By Reid McCarter February 10, 2022 | 7:23pm
Everything We Know about Disney's Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser
By Garrett Martin February 9, 2022 | 5:30pm
Scientists claim nobody knows what Megalodon looks like despite 2018 documentary The Meg
By Andrew Paul February 8, 2022 | 10:15pm
X Lives and X Deaths Of Wolverine are a fun trip down Marvel’s mutant berserker laneBy Justin Carter February 8, 2022 | 4:00pm
Furry fury fuels fundraiser as Mississippi mayor boasts bigoted book ban
By Andrew Paul February 3, 2022 | 10:15pm
Let these anarchists show you how to build cheap, DIY heaters for the homeless
By Andrew Paul February 1, 2022 | 10:15pm
A kid snuck his own book into a public library and now there's a waitlist to read it
By Andrew Paul February 1, 2022 | 9:30pm
New American Revolution begins as Golden Corral buffet patrons beat each other with chairs over steak
By Reid McCarter February 1, 2022 | 9:00pm
Wordle is getting acquired by The New York Times
By Tatiana Tenreyro January 31, 2022 | 10:32pm
Iceland honors a 12-year-old Big Mac as the important historical artifact it so clearly is
By Reid McCarter January 28, 2022 | 7:45pm
Conservative pundits do not like it when the Mouse Woman wears pants
By Andrew Paul January 27, 2022 | 7:02pm
Catalonia's parliament has just pardoned hundreds of executed "witches"
By Reid McCarter January 27, 2022 | 6:59pm
Meet Jonathan, the 190-year-old bisexual giant tortoise
By Reid McCarter January 27, 2022 | 5:04pm
It sounds worse than it is: An old SpaceX rocket stage is about to crash into the moon
By Reid McCarter January 26, 2022 | 9:00pm
The first pig-to-human heart transplant required just the teensiest bit of cocaine
By Andrew Paul January 25, 2022 | 9:30pm
President Biden caught on hot mic confessing his true feelings for Fox News reporter
By Andrew Paul January 25, 2022 | 3:45pm
A Chinese release of Fight Club tacks on a lame ending that undermines the film
By Mike Vanderbilt January 25, 2022 | 2:00pm
Read this: 25 years ago, Chumbawamba smuggled anarchist ideals onto the U.S. pop charts
By Mike Vanderbilt January 24, 2022 | 10:30pm
Baby, you can drive my car (which is also a piano and a barbecue)
By Reid McCarter January 24, 2022 | 10:00pm
What is your personal pop culture resolution for 2022?
By Baraka Kaseko, William Hughes, Gabrielle Sanchez, Sam Barsanti, Alex McLevy, Danette Chavez January 22, 2022 | 6:00am
Here's Why Disney Fans Lined Up for Hours to Buy a Figment Popcorn Bucket
By Garrett Martin January 21, 2022 | 3:45pm
