Can you tell if these celebrity auction items are real or internet trickery?

Can you tell if these celebrity auction items are real or internet trickery?

Actors are auctioning off unique experiences on eBay for the Union Solidarity Coalition—but don't get tricked by the memes

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Which celeb auction experience is real or not real
Natasha Lyonne, John Lithgow; Cynthia Nixon
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With the writers’ strike in its fourth month and the actors’ strike in its second month, guild members are looking for new ways to support the many out-of-work cast and crew members affected by the work stoppage. The latest action is an eBay auction from the Union Solidarity Coalition, for which “net proceeds benefit our crew healthcare fund.” The auction is running now through September 22.

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Some of the items on offer include Hollywood memorabilia, like a fedora owned and signed “by the Legendary Tom Waits,” “Parker Posey’s Personal Collection of Dazed And Confused + Party Girl Memorabilia,” a Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure script signed by the cast and screenwriters, and more cool, nerdy items. You can also bid on experiences, including virtual hangouts with the cast of shows like New Girl, Bones, Manifest, White Collar, and more.

Some of the experiences are even in person, like a lunch in New York City with Ann Dowd. And some of the experiences are a bit more... esoteric. So esoteric, in fact, that the Internet has turned the auction itself into a meme. Jokes on Twitter/X include, “Christopher Nolan will talk to you about Cillian Murphy for 1hr,” “Glee cast sings any song you want,” or “Toni Collette screams at you over the dinner table.”

So here’s the challenge we put before you now: Can you tell which of the following celebrity auction items are real and which are fake? Each slide will include a celebrity experience or item, and you can guess for yourself if it’s truly on the auction block. The next slide will tell you if you’re correct. Best of luck!

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John Lithgow will paint a watercolor of your dog

John Lithgow will paint a watercolor of your dog

John Lithgow
John Lithgow
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John Lithgow

John Lithgow

John Lithgow
John Lithgow
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Yes, John Lithgow will paint a picture of your dog for the right price! As of this writing, his artistic talents are going for $4,050. You can bid here.

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Get drunk with the Always Sunny cast while they belittle you in character

Get drunk with the Always Sunny cast while they belittle you in character

Always Sunny cast
L-R: Rob McElhenney, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito, Mary Elizabeth Ellis, Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton and Jill Latiano
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It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Always Sunny cast
L-R: Rob McElhenney, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito, Mary Elizabeth Ellis, Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton and Jill Latiano
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No, this is the dream of Twitter user @babeygirlmac, who “would go into credit card debt if they had this one.”

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An I Think You Should Leave TC Tugger shirt signed by Tim Robinson

An I Think You Should Leave TC Tugger shirt signed by Tim Robinson

Tim Robinson
Tim Robinson
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Tim Robinson

Tim Robinson

Tim Robinson
Tim Robinson
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Sadly, Tim Robinson is not auctioning off a TC Tugger shirt. Blame The A.V. Club’s Emma Keates for getting your hopes up.

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Bob Odenkirk & David Cross will join you for dinner

Bob Odenkirk & David Cross will join you for dinner

David Cross and Bob Odenkirk
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk
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Bob Odenkirk and David Cross

Bob Odenkirk and David Cross

David Cross and Bob Odenkirk
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk
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You can actually have dinner W/ Bob & David! They will share a meal with you in New York or Los Angeles, or, if you can’t get to either of those places, they’ll order you delivery from your favorite local restaurant and hang out with you on Zoom. As of this writing, the experience is going for $3,701. You can bid here.

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Natasha Lyonne will help you solve the New York Times Sunday crossword

Natasha Lyonne will help you solve the New York Times Sunday crossword

Natasha Lyonne
Natasha Lyonne
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Natasha Lyonne

Natasha Lyonne

Natasha Lyonne
Natasha Lyonne
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One of the most specific and enticing experiences in the auction is Natasha Lyonne helping you with the NYT crossword. This unique treat is going for $2,550 as of this writing. You can bid here.

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Fred Armisen will attempt to psychoanalyze you for one hour

Fred Armisen will attempt to psychoanalyze you for one hour

Fred Armisen
Fred Armisen
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Fred Armisen

Fred Armisen

Fred Armisen
Fred Armisen
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Fred Armisen is not offering to be your therapist—this one is from the twisted mind of The A.V. Club’s Drew Gillis.

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Jeremy Strong will perform “L To The OG” for you

Jeremy Strong will perform “L To The OG” for you

Jeremy Strong
Jeremy Strong
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Jeremy Strong

Jeremy Strong

Jeremy Strong
Jeremy Strong
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No, unfortunately this is the product of the imagination of Twitter user @AngelDu3tt.

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An apron from The Bear signed by the cast

An apron from The Bear signed by the cast

Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Jeremy Allen White and Ayo Edebiri
Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Jeremy Allen White and Ayo Edebiri
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The Bear

The Bear

Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Jeremy Allen White and Ayo Edebiri
Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Jeremy Allen White and Ayo Edebiri
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An apron from the set of The Bear, signed by Jeremy Allen White, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Ayo Edebiri, Lionel Boyce, and Liza Colón-Zayas is indeed being auctioned off and going for $1,525 as of this writing. You can bid here.

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Lena Dunham will paint a mural in your home

Lena Dunham will paint a mural in your home

Lena Dunham
Lena Dunham
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Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham
Lena Dunham
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Lena Dunham WILL paint a mural in your home, an experience that is going for $3,050 as of this writing. The terms are as follows: “Offer exclusive to NY, LA and London and will take up to 5 hours. A short video and photos of the experience are allowed with approval. This experience in a private home will be scheduled according to availability for both parties and is available to all ages. Must be used within 12 months of the auction.” You can bid here.

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And by the way, Dunham is also auctioning off her time for a “Virtual Story Basics Session” with Spike Jonze. That experience is currently going for $5,100. You can bid on that here.

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Rosemarie DeWitt and Ron Livingston relationship advice squabble over Zoom

Rosemarie DeWitt and Ron Livingston relationship advice squabble over Zoom

Ron Livingston and Rosemarie DeWitt
Ron Livingston and Rosemarie DeWitt
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Rosemarie DeWitt and Ron Livingston

Rosemarie DeWitt and Ron Livingston

Ron Livingston and Rosemarie DeWitt
Ron Livingston and Rosemarie DeWitt
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An utterly charming experience you can actually bid on is some couples counseling with celebrity couple Ron Livingston and Rosemarie DeWitt, who “have navigated their fair share of petty relationship squabbles both on and off screen.” Better have your arguments prepared in advance, because this experience only lasts 15 minutes and “Rulings are final.” It’s going for $710 as of this writing. You can bid here.

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Cynthia Nixon will take you to Chipotle

Cynthia Nixon will take you to Chipotle

Cynthia Nixon
Cynthia Nixon
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Cynthia Nixon

Cynthia Nixon

Cynthia Nixon
Cynthia Nixon
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No, Cynthia Nixon will not take you to Chipotle! You’ve been tricked by Drew Gillis again.

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Take a pottery class with Busy Philipps

Take a pottery class with Busy Philipps

Busy Philipps
Busy Philipps
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Busy Philipps

Busy Philipps

Busy Philipps
Busy Philipps
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If you’re in New York City, you can indeed take a pottery class with Busy Philipps. This experience is going for $2,800 as of this writing. You can bid here.

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Adam Scott walks your dog for one hour

Adam Scott walks your dog for one hour

Adam Scott
Adam Scott
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Adam Scott

Adam Scott

Adam Scott
Adam Scott
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Yes, Adam Scott will walk your dog for an hour, provided you’re based in Los Angeles! Plus, you can join him on the walk, which is also cool. This experience is going for $3,050 as of this writing. You can bid here.

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Florence Pugh will tell you exactly what happened on the Don’t Worry Darling set over boozy brunch

Florence Pugh will tell you exactly what happened on the Don’t Worry Darling set over boozy brunch

Florence Pugh
Florence Pugh
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Florence Pugh

Florence Pugh

Florence Pugh
Florence Pugh
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Of course Florence Pugh won’t tell you what happened on set of Don’t Worry Darling—she’s probably taking that information to her grave. But thanks for the laughs, @keithgdesigns.

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