Charlie Sheen sorry Two And A Half Men fans never got to see his character commit suicide

Having realized that the negotiations to return to Two And A Half Men may have officially broken down after Chuck Lorre failed to respond to his “don’t be an A-hole pussy loser” counter-offer, Charlie Sheen has at last moved on to a state of acceptance. By which we mean, he’s now talking up his idea to create his own epilogue to the CBS sitcom, one where his character offs himself as the ultimate punchline: Lamenting to Access Hollywood the way the sitcom has dragged on to the point where it’s begun to “rot and fall off the vine,” Sheen said, “I feel bad for the fans because there was never that final episode where Alan, like, comes into my room calling my name and pulls back the closet door and there I am hanging, with a note saying, 'How do you like me now, Chuck?'… Maybe I'll do a web version and we'll produce that version ourselves.” Because if there’s anyone who knows how and when to stop, it’s Cherpty durrrr you get what I’m saying. See you Monday, everybody. [via Vulture]