Sometimes, even The A.V. Club isn’t impervious to the sexy allure of ostensible cultural garbage. Which is why…
Shia LaBeouf (Sam Witwicky)Megan Fox (Mikaela Banes)Josh Duhamel (Major Lennox)Tyrese Gibson (USAF Chief Master Sergeant Epps)John Turturro (Simmons)Ramón Rodríguez (Leo Spitz)Kevin Dunn (Ron Witwicky)Julie White (Judy Witwicky)Isabel Lucas (Alice)John Benjamin Hickey (Galloway)Matthew Marsden (Special Air Service Forces)Andrew Howard (Special Air Service Forces)Michael Papajohn (Cal)Glenn Morshower (General Morshower)John Eric Bentley (Aide)Erin Naas (Arcee Rider)Rainn Wilson (Professor Colan)Katie Lowes (April the Resident Assistant)
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war.
More about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
In some future film class, Michael Bay’s second Transformers film will no doubt be presented as the Platonic ideal…