Let’s figure out what 2017’s new emoji could be used for
At some point this year, Unicode will release its big Emoji 5.0 update that will include a bunch of new images you can send to people you’re trying to sext with, and in order to start building up hype, Emojipedia has posted images of 69 new emoji that Facebook, Twitter, and other sites will use as templates. The site says they’re currently in “draft status,” so they could drastically change before release, but it’s still a good idea to start planning for how these things could impact our daily lives in the future. After all, you don’t want to be the dummy who still doesn’t know what the eggplant means.
So, let’s go through some of the most interesting emoji in the new batch and pick out the ones that will probably be the most useful. For starters here’s the complete set (minus skin color variations):
A lot of them seem very good, but Face With Monocle seems like an early frontrunner:
This one could be used to indicate a significant level of suspicion. Donald Trump tweets something that sounds fake? Face With Monocle. Somebody sends you a nude photo that’s definitely not really them? Face With Monocle. Wearing a new monocle and want tell everybody how fresh you look? Face With Monocle.
This one is called Palms Up Together, and it could be used when you need money and/or food. Maybe someone tweets that they just got paid or shares a photo of some delicious eggplants? The Palms Up Together indicates that you’d also like some.
This is Elf. You can use it when you need to ask your traveling companion what his/her elf eyes see.
This handsome character is Bearded Person. You send this to your significant other when you want them to know that you’re leaving them for a handsome bearded person.
You can send Person Climbing to your friends when you want them to know that you’ve almost scaled Death Mountain, but your green stamina wheel is running dangerously low.
This is Cut Of Meat, and you can use it as a cheap alternative for a punching bag when you’re training for the big fight in Philadelphia and also your name is Rocky Balboa.