Sanrio's beer-swilling rage panda is getting her own Netflix show

If someone wanted to choose a mascot for 2017, they could do a lot worse than Aggretsuko, the latest adorable animal character from the Hello Kitty people at Sanrio. Aggretsuko (a.k.a. “Aggressive Retsuko”) made her debut late last year, and she’s described as a red panda who is “a single, 25-year-old female. Scorpio, blood type A.” More importantly, though, she’s also a tightly wound ball of extreme rage who copes with the horrors of her everyday life by getting drunk and singing heavy-metal songs at karaoke bars.