Yesterday's NY Post had an article that could, seriously, ruin Sex & The City: The Movie for you. It contained information about the characters and the plot and the clothes and the hilarious reactions of characters with Alzheimer's that is so spoilery, I considered hiring skywriters to fly over any place that has the Internet and trace the message "SPOILER ALERT! Do NOT read the NY POST if you care about SATC: THE MOVIE!!!" in the sky just as a warning to my fellow moviegoers. This information is so earth-shattering, so ruinous, it will drain whatever small pleasure you may have gotten from watching four, slightly older friends navigate their lives and their shoes together in New York City on the big screen. If you care at all about Sex & The City: The Movie you will not read any further. It goes without saying, but Spoiler Alert x Infinity past this point.
Ok, ready? Here's what the article revealed: Sex And The City: The Movie is based on a TV show of the same name (who knew?) and, as it turns out, the movie is exactly like the TV show but, you know, bigger.
I told you it was spoilery.
From the NY Post:
Spoiler alert! Continuing to read this exclusive story will tell you far more about the new movie than has been reported anywhere else. Really. If you want your first viewing of the "Sex and the City" movie to be pristine, we strongly suggest you stop here.
"Everything is bigger," says an insider familiar with the production. "There's more extras, there's more locations and the locations are more fabulous, if that's possible. And on and on and on."
Holy shit! You mean it's on a larger scale than the TV show? I wish there was a word for "bigger production than a TV show." The term "movie" comes to mind.