Someone should probably explain this whole acting thing to the kid from The Omen (aka It's 6/6/06, Let's Remake That Antichrist Kid Movie). Like the fact that it stops when the director yells, "Cut!"

Or the fact that he's not really the son of the Devil.


I mean, people are afraid enough of child stars as it is. Throw in the whole out-of-context Antichrist stare, and you're headed past

one of the Lost Boys selling their teeth on eBay territory, around the various Children Of The Corn, and straight into freakishly grown-up dead people visionaries who are prone to whispering.


You know what I mean?