Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Friday, December 25 & Saturday, December 26. All times are Eastern.
Top pick
Doctor Who Christmas Special (BBC America, 9 p.m., Friday): It’s going to be tough to top last year’s annual Christmas extravaganza—where the great Nick Frost made us all believe in Santa, at least for an hour or so—but this year’s traditional Christmas outing brings the return of Alex Kingston as River Song in the appropriately yet enigmatically named “The Husbands Of River Song.” This year, the Doctor, still smarting and confused from the wrenching events of this past season, no doubt, gets swept up in a frantic adventure when River shows up on the run from her latest husband. But weren’t she and The Doctor married? Or was that before or after they met? These questions all make sense and/or no sense, but the preview promises comedy antlers, talking severed heads, and giant robots. Alasdair Wilkins knows that, as long as we’ve got Peter Capaldi glowering and growling and generally being wonderful, it’s all be the merriest Christmas in all of space and time. Guaranteed.
Also noted
Marco Polo (Netflix, 3:01 a.m., Saturday): In what’s being billed as a Marco Polo Christmas special, Netflix brings back everyone’s favorite 14th century explorer for—some holiday pillaging, we guess? Anyway, the second season of this indifferently reviewed series doesn’t officially come back ‘til the spring, but here’s a little taste of cardamom and cinnamon for your holiday feast. Also some star anise, if that’s your thing.
Ash Vs. Evil Dead (Starz, 8:30 p.m., Saturday): With only one more episode left in the season after this, Ash battles his greatest nemesis, suggesting he’s got an even greater nemesis waiting around the corner next week. Michael Roffman shakes his head, just knowing it’s Sam Raimi.
Elsewhere in TV Club
While even your favorite AV Clubbers have to go home to their loved ones (or burrow down to avoid their loved ones) for the holiday, we’ve left you a present—our pop culture gifts of the year! What’s that, you say? Well, here’s the scoop: If you were Santa and you could gift everyone in the world with just one book, film, comic, TV series, album, or what-have-you from 2015, with the implicit understanding that they’d definitely read/watch/listen to it, what would you give them? We love you you crazy knuckleknobs. And then continue the Best Of marathon with part two of our own favorite pieces AV Clubbers wrote in 2015. Yeah, we’re braggy, but we can back it up.
What else is on (Scrooge-esque non-Christmassy edition)
Truth Be Told (ABC, 8 p.m., Friday): Two, count ‘em, two episodes of this sitcom that Erik Adams once called by a very rude but very funny name in his TV Review. We won’t say what he called it—because it’s Christmas! And even though it’s a back-to-back situation, let’s not call this a burn-off—because it’s Christmas! And even though NBC’s showing the last two episodes on the same night, let’s go ahead and call this a “season finale” and not “series finale”—because, well, you know.
Parks & Recreation (Esquire, 8-11:30 p.m., Friday): There’s no bunch of weirdos you’d rather spend Christmas with than the weirdos of Pawnee, Indiana. Maybe your family. Not that they’re weirdos. Oh, wait, they completely are. Go with Leslie.
When Calls The Heart (Hallmark, 8 p.m., Saturday): This Canadian series about a schoolteacher and a Mountie in love on the early 20th century frontier doesn’t return for real ‘til after the new year, but this is the sneak-preview bonus third season premiere. So tune in for more hardscrabble Canadian romance and drama, Heart-heads! That is undoubtedly what you call yourselves!
Stalked By My Doctor (Lifetime, 8 p.m., Saturday): After a whole day of its home-grown Christmas movies, Lifetime gets back to stalkin’ with this original movie about a doctor who… stalks his patient. Suppose you could have figured that out from the title. It’s that. It’s exactly that.