The following trailer for the upcoming Richard Gere/Diane Lane beach romance blowout, Nights In Rodanthe, reveals that the movie is rated PG-13 for one reason, and one reason only: "Some Sensuality." How much sensuality is "some sensuality"? According to the four minute trailer, Some Sensuality = 1 Richard Gere stopping his car, getting out, and running to embrace Diane Lane + 3 dim shots of buttons being unbuttoned + 1 Richard Gere reaching out and gently caressing Diane Lane's mouth as they're standing on a pier + 1 allusion to Richard Gere's "dirty mind" by the obligatory sassy, strong black woman friend of Diane Lane + 1 pack of wild stallions running on the goddamn beach.