I'm still on vacation, but guess what? The new Tolerability Index is up, so you all can have something to get angry about in my absence. Joy!

You can read it by clicking here. Then just feast, fester, and enjoy.

As an extra treat, below I've included Emmy Rossum's new music video. If you've ever wondered what a Neutrogena commercial would look like if set to the soundtrack of a brain-damaged Enya having an asthma attack, today is your (un)lucky day!

The fact that MTV and VH1 don't play music videos seems more and more like an act of mercy all the time.