Who Does Justin Timberlake Think He Is?

By Amelie Gillette  |  June 20, 2006 | 11:11pm
Aux Features Hater

Judging by his the title of his upcoming album,

FutureSex/LoveSounds, here's a short list of who Justin Timberlake thinks he is:

—Outkast

—A guy who can rip off Outkast's slash-and-nonsense school of album naming and get away with it

—A member of the Black Eyed Peas

—Like, a genius, man

—Someone who can make the public forget that his last album was called Justified

—Beck

—Possibly a robot enthusiast. Robots are still cool, right?

—Some kind of recording artist

Did I forget any?

I bet he's sitting in a room with the label publicist right now trying to come up with the perfect response for "So, FutureSex/LoveSounds. What's it mean?"

Justin: "You know, it's like beats that are so sexy they cross through time and space…"

 
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