Judging by his the title of his upcoming album,

FutureSex/LoveSounds, here's a short list of who Justin Timberlake thinks he is: —Outkast —A guy who can rip off Outkast's slash-and-nonsense school of album naming and get away with it —A member of the Black Eyed Peas —Like, a genius, man —Someone who can make the public forget that his last album was called Justified —Beck —Possibly a robot enthusiast. Robots are still cool, right? —Some kind of recording artist Did I forget any? I bet he's sitting in a room with the label publicist right now trying to come up with the perfect response for "So, FutureSex/LoveSounds. What's it mean?" Justin: "You know, it's like beats that are so sexy they cross through time and space…"

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