Worry your friends and family by dressing as pregnant Kylie Jenner this Halloween
There have been two major advancements in the Halloween costume industry over the last decade or so. One is that anything—literally anything—can be “sexy.” The other is that topicality is more important than quality, which has resulted in a number of Halloween costumes related to current events that are sold for exorbitant prices despite being literal garbage.
Remember “Balloon Boy” Falcon Heene? Here’s a cardboard box and a shitty balloon for $20 bucks. You could also go as Steven Slater, the JetBlue flight attendant who quit his job before sliding down an airplane’s evacuation slide in 2010, by buying a shirt and some fake beers for just $40 dollars. In that tradition comes the costume for our latest national obsession: Pregnant Kylie Jenner.