At a leadership meeting, Nat tries a little too hard to convince Van, Taissa, and Gen (Vanessa Prasad, replacing Mya Lowe from the first two seasons), who’s taken over hunting duties now that Nat is busy running the camp, that Coach Ben is dead because there’s been no sign of him. But we know that Ben found Javi’s (Luciano Leroux) hiding place below the tree with the weird roots at the end of season two, and “It Girl” quickly cuts to a scene of Ben very much alive and doing pretty well after finding an emergency cache full of supplies in a big hole that looks very reminiscent of the one that Pit Girl eventually falls into. It’s not yet full of spikes, though—just precious MREs, flashlights, and bear spray. There’s even a ladder to help him climb in and out.
Elsewhere, Lottie feeds Travis (Kevin Alves) hallucinogenic mushrooms so he can commune with the wilderness since she’s stopped being able to hear It. She’s trying to live vicariously through him, and he seems a little uneasy about it but mostly willing to play along for now. She also discloses her mental illness to him, which, as far as we know, is the first time she’s told any of the survivors about it. As the drugs kick in, Travis claims the trees are screaming and ominously warns Lottie that even though she can’t hear it now, she will.
The special ceremony/summer-solstice feast for which the group has been preparing arrives, and the losing team from Capture The Bone serves a dinner of braised venison stew and berry wine. Shauna spits into Mari’s food before giving it to her and then attacks her when Mari calls her out on it. It’s pretty clear that Shauna is the instigator, but Nat punishes them both, sentencing Shauna and Mari to one week of house arrest each. In response to Nat’s judgment, Mari storms off into the woods.
In the present, Shauna’s daughter, Callie (Sarah Desjardins), catches some girls at her school gossiping about Nat, her mom, and the rest of the Yellowjackets who were stranded in the woods. Callie has apparently inherited her mom’s propensity for highly inappropriate meat-based “pranks,” because she dumps a bunch of raw animal organs (intestines, livers, you know, very cool and chill stuff) all over the girls while they’re eating lunch and promptly gets suspended. Shauna’s husband, Jeff (Warren Kole), is understandably horrified, but Shauna just finds it funny, which tracks for a woman who once killed a rabbit who committed the grievous crime of munching the plants in her garden with a shovel and fed it to her unsuspecting family.
Taissa is holed up in her swanky house with Van, who is now living with her while Tai fights with her estranged wife, Simone (Rukiya Bernard), about Simone rightfully preventing Tai from seeing their son, Sammy (Aiden Stoxx). Simone has apparently woken up after the horrific car crash in season two that the show promptly forgot about around the same time it forgot that Tai couldn’t just up and leave right after winning her election, and I doubt we’ll get much more exposition about how either of those situations played out, even though we could really use it. Taissa and Van go out for a fancy dinner and skip out on the bill for fun, but their waiter has a heart attack while trying to chase them down. It’s a wearying and unnecessary plotline that I’m really not looking forward to being a constant annoyance throughout the rest of the season. We already know Tai was impeached and publicly disgraced; I can’t imagine what purpose this plot could serve beyond dragging her reputation further through the mud.
Tai and Van do finally have a steamy makeout session after the adrenaline rush of dining and dashing, though, so at least we have that to enjoy. Cypress and Ambrose sell the hell out of the scene with their electric chemistry, and the show delivers one of its signature needle drops as Bush’s “Glycerine” kicks in. The moment almost sours when Taissa spots The Man With No Eyes lurking in the shadows, but she’s able to put him out of her mind pretty quickly. She’s got better things to do right now, like shoving Van up against a wall, kissing her, and looking at her like she’s the only person in the world.
It’s after dark at the Sadecki house when Callie hears someone at the door. She finds a brown envelope with the name “Shauna Shipman” written on it with no address; clearly, whoever left this dropped it off themself. The envelope also has the mysterious symbol drawn where a return address would normally be. Instead of giving it to her mom, Callie opens it and finds a cassette tape, which she pockets.
The episode ends back in the woods, where we finally learn what the special ceremony was all about: honoring the dead. Lottie delivers a surprisingly moving speech for Shauna’s son, Jackie (Ella Purnell), and Javi, asking the wilderness to watch over them. After the speech, everyone hears an unsettling screech. Lottie asks Travis if that’s what he heard while high on mushrooms, but before he can answer, the camera cuts to Ben walking through the woods. He hears a whimpering sound and smiles to himself, thinking he’s caught an animal in one of his traps. It’s actually Mari, though, who’s fallen into the pit and injured herself. Cake’s cover of “I Will Survive” drops in, and Mari really starts screaming once she realizes who’s standing at the edge of the pit, looking down on her from above.
“Dislocation,” the second entry in the two-episode premiere, picks up right where “It Girl” left off. Mari screams for help as Ben tries to calm her down, and he seems genuinely confused about why she thinks he’s going to kill her. He quickly diagnoses Mari’s injury as a dislocated knee and walks her through popping it back into place. The process is visceral and gruesome despite its bloodlessness.
At the camp, the team realizes Mari never came back the night before and she’s now missing. Shauna arrives late as the team is deciding what to do because she was busy digging up her baby from where he was buried next to the memorials for Javi and Jackie and reburying him in a different spot next to a big tree. It’s understandable that she’d want to have control over her baby instead of ceding him to the group as Lottie had envisioned, but given Shauna’s unhealthy obsession with Jackie’s corpse, the scene has an unsettling air to it. The rest of the group decides to split up to look for Mari and Travis tries to go with Van, but Lottie pulls him aside so they can go together instead. Lottie doesn’t actually plan to look for Mari, though; she just wants to feed Travis more mushrooms so he’ll hallucinate again, and he doesn’t look particularly happy about it.
In the present, it feels like Shauna is up to something when she makes Jeff his breakfast smoothie the morning after Callie’s offal assault. She tells him she’s just excited for things to get back to normal and put her family first again, but it comes across as disingenuous (to the audience, anyway, but Jeff, the big dumb golden retriever that he is, immediately laps it up). Whether she’s got something up her sleeve or she’s just lost the ability to believably mimic normal human behaviors remains to be seen, though, because the conversation comes to an abrupt halt when they’re interrupted by the doorbell.
Shauna opens the door to find Lottie standing on her porch, and she, like I’m assuming most viewers will, reacts with stunned disbelief. We’re only 10 minutes into episode two, and this is the third time this season that the character-as-audience-stand-in device has come worryingly close to the surface with plots and dialogue that are just a little too self-aware. At some point, having the characters echo the viewers’ thoughts won’t be enough to justify unbelievable situations and lazy writing. That being said, though, Shauna’s reaction—“Nope. Absolutely not. Take your shit and get off my lawn.”—is objectively correct.
Callie surprises everyone by petitioning for Lottie to stay. Her argument almost seems genuine until the end, when she says, “Mom, she’s unwell. And I just feel like, lately, a little forgiveness has gone a long way around here.” There’s something about the slightly too-self-conscious way she curls in on herself and the barely concealed excitement in her smile when Shauna agrees to let Lottie stay for one night that tips her hand about having an ulterior motive. It’s a really nice bit of acting from Desjardins, with traces of Shauna’s mannerisms lying just below the surface.
Shauna and Jeff do at least recognize that leaving Callie and Lottie alone while they go to a dinner meeting with some potential new clients for Jeff’s furniture store is a bad idea, so Shauna calls Misty to play referee. Misty thinks she’s coming over to hang out with Shauna, though, and is surprised to learn she’s actually there to babysit Callie and Lottie. Walter tried to warn her before she left that her “friends” have a suspicious habit of taking advantage of her, but she refused to hear it, spouting some bullshit about a Yellowjackets wilderness bond. I’m expecting season three to push the limits of that delusion and force her to reckon with the fact that her “teammates” don’t actually like her and never have. (Was she ever really part of the team if she was only the equipment manager? There’s always been a pretty clear divide between Misty and the other girls that only Misty can’t see.) They’ve only played into her fantasies to stay on her good side because they really did need her out in those woods; her medical knowledge was crucial in the first few hours after the plane crash and continued to be vital as various emergencies popped up throughout the time they were stranded. But it never translated into a friendship bond the way she thinks it did, and while the first two seasons made it hard to sympathize with her because she really is the worst, I almost feel bad for her now that Walter is trying to make her recognize how toxic her relationships with Shauna and Tai are.
Misty takes her buffer role seriously despite being blindsided by it; she distracts Lottie by recruiting her to alphabetize the pantry while ordering Callie to do her schoolwork. Lottie tries to engage Misty in a discussion about Nat’s death, telling her, “You know, I felt responsible, too, for what happened. And then I realized that Natalie’s death was exactly as It intended, and it wasn’t my fault and it wasn’t yours.” “I literally put a syringe full of fentanyl into her chest,” Misty replies. “You didn’t do it on purpose,” Lottie counters. “And we were honoring it. Offering It what It wanted. And just like always, It chose.” Before they can continue their conversation, Callie comes into the kitchen and interrupts them, saying they should have a sleepover-style party and make rum milk punch.
Misty tries to object but she’s overruled by a suspiciously enthusiastic Lottie. Juxtaposed with her past obsession with Travis, I’m guessing asking to stay with Shauna was a calculated move. Last season, Lottie cryptically told Shauna that Callie is “powerful,” and it seems like Lottie is trying to insinuate herself into Shauna’s life to get at Callie. But Callie is trying to manipulate Lottie, too, and she needs to get Misty out of the way if she and Lottie are going to have a heart-to-heart. Callie drugs Misty’s drink, and Callie finally reveals her hand to Lottie: She wants to know what It is and what happened out in the woods.
Shauna is distracted and on her phone throughout the dinner meeting with the hotel owners (“the Joels,” as Shauna derisively calls them), and it’s not going particularly well despite Jeff’s best efforts. When one of the Joels sneers at her for being on her phone again, she excuses herself to go to the bathroom. She tries to call Misty, but Misty doesn’t pick up because, well, Shauna’s daughter drugged her. While Shauna is in the stall, she hears someone else enter the bathroom just before the lights go out. Shauna bolts out of the stall and flips the lights back on, but whoever was in there is gone. Suddenly, a phone rings from one of the other cubicles. Shauna grabs it and turns it in to a restaurant employee. It’s less about her being a good Samaritan and more about her seeming to recognize the phone was intended for her: The ringtone was Juice Newton’s “Queen Of Hearts,” and the background image was a suspiciously familiar lake in the middle of a mountain range. Someone’s messing with her, and she’s understandably freaked out. After the bathroom incident, Shauna purposefully tanks the meeting with the Joels by calling them out on their privilege and storms off. By the time Shauna and Jeff get back home, Callie and Lottie are watching reality TV and braiding each other’s hair. Whatever they talked about after Misty fell asleep is staying between the two of them for now.
In the past, Mari’s fixed her knee, but she still can’t get out of the pit, and Coach Ben is nowhere to be found. In desperation, she calls out, “I never believed you burned down the cabin!” Ben returns immediately, looking at Mari in confusion. “What are you talking about? The cabin burned down?” he asks. Mari doesn’t buy that he didn’t even know about the fire—putting aside the issue of whether or not he set it—because it burned for weeks and he must have smelled it. But, given that Ben’s new hideout is underground and a fair distance from the cabin, it is actually plausible that he didn’t know about the fire. Ben helps Mari out of the pit, but oopsie, she knows he’s alive now so he can’t just let her go. He ties her up and brings her back to his camp under the tree, where he has a disturbing conversation with himself as if he’s talking to someone else, but there’s no one else there.
When they’re out looking for Mari, Taissa vents to Van about how she’d be a better leader than Nat before being cut off by a scream from Travis. Taissa and Van take off running and stumble upon Travis in the middle of a bad mushroom trip while Lottie watches. He rambles incoherently about how something is coming and he doesn’t want to let it in, and Lottie tries to convince him that “it doesn’t want to hurt you,” despite her not knowing what “it” is. Eventually, after unsuccessfully trying to get her to leave him alone, he attacks and chokes her. Tai and Van separate them, and Lottie later tries to reconcile with Travis by telling him they need to understand what It wants in order to keep It happy, but Travis tells her that It doesn’t want him. He redirects Lottie’s attention to Akilah, telling Lottie that Akilah’s bond with the animals is evidence that It trusts her more than him.
Shauna heads off on her own to her baby’s grave and finds a sunflower on top of it. She’s supposed to be the only one who knows about the new grave, so she’s pretty alarmed. Melissa quickly reveals herself to be responsible; she followed Shauna the first time she went out there and wants Shauna to know that she really respects her even though everyone else is afraid of her. Shauna pushes her up against a tree and holds a knife to Melissa’s throat; in response, Melissa passionately kisses Shauna. After a moment of stunned confusion, Shauna kisses Melissa back.
That scene is intercut with one in the present. After Shauna and Jeff get home, Shauna calls the restaurant and finds out someone picked up the phone she found in the bathroom. “What did she look like?” Shauna asks. We don’t hear the restaurant manager’s response, but for the first time in the present timeline, something akin to true terror crosses Shauna’s face.
Stray observations
- • “It Girl,” Pit Girl. Hmm.
- • Akilah’s alarmed whisper of “annual?” after Van introduces the “First Annual Summer Solstice Festival” made me laugh.
- • Unlike Misty, Walter’s reintroduction this season was perfect. What kind of drama did Misty get into with some person named Eric on the “Meetings Are Murder Unless They’re About Murder” forums? I hope we get more oblique references to it as the season goes on.
- • It’s always a delight to see Randy (Jeff Holman), and Holman fully leans into Randy’s hapless sad-sack energy during his quick appearance as the delivery driver who drops off the supplies for Callie’s “prank.” He’s easily my favorite supporting character on the show.
- • “Some Goop sorceress rambling about the fucking tree spirits” is both a pretty sick burn and a spot-on description of Lottie.
- • That dine-and-dash storyline has come back to haunt us in episode two: When Van convinces Tai the next morning to go back to the restaurant and pay for their meal, Tai discovers that the waiter died while chasing them. Naturally, she flees the restaurant without paying again. Can’t wait for next week’s update.
- • Van singing karaoke alone on Taissa’s couch is a mood. (She’s singing “Virtual Insanity.”)
- • One of the ducks Akilah is keeping at the camp is named Mortimer, which is an excellent name for a duck.
- • “Dislocation” puts the new shot of Misty vomiting in the opening title sequence into context when she throws up after Callie drugs her drink. Also, why did Callie and Lottie move her from the couch to the kitchen?
- • The first two episodes of season three don’t quite reach the highs of the supernatural-tinged mystery in season one, but I appreciate the attempt to course correct after season two with a more grounded approach. I’m suitably intrigued.