Another year, another censoring of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Tuesday, December 13. All times are Eastern.
Top picks
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (Freeform, 9 p.m.): Last year, ABC Family rebranded itself as Freeform in an effort to appeal to millennials, or, as ABC likes to call them, “Becomers.” And if there’s one thing Becomers love, it’s the annual 25 Days Of Christmas programming block, which continues to be a yuletide tradition over at ABC Family… er, Freeform. Becomers—who also love a good joke—will no doubt be drawn to National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, if only to see how creative the network can get when censoring a fairly raunchy holiday film. Will Freeform keep Clark Griswold’s line about his “yule log” as he flirts with a lingerie saleswoman at the mall? Will he still reference Bing Crosby tap-dancing with “Danny fucking Kaye?” And where’s he going to put a Christmas tree that big, now that his neighbor’s rear end is off the table? Hallelujah! Holy smokes! Where’s the Tylenol?
American Housewife (ABC, 8:30 p.m.): Back in October, Gwen Ihnat had good things to say about the first season of American Housewife in her pre-air review. We admittedly haven’t checked in with the show since then, but we’re nonetheless intrigued by tonight’s episode for its title alone, “Krampus Katie.” Does this mean Katy Mixon’s protagonist will transmogrify into the folkloric Christmas demon—her tongue forking, her forehead sprouting horns, her hands suddenly filled with birch switches for which to punish her children? It would certainly make for a memorable fall finale.
Premieres and finales
The Middle (ABC, 8 p.m.): We of The A.V. Club often get a good deal of guff for no longer covering The Middle, so consider its mention here an early Christmas present from the What’s On Tonight team. In the midseason finale, Sue has a holiday secret, Brick avoids the neighbor’s kids, and Mike isn’t sure how to react when he receives his first Christmas gift ever from Bill. We’d usually insert a joke here about one of our writers covering it, but that would be an outright lie, and we want to stay on TV Santa’s nice list. We hear he’s a real hardass!