Arby's would like to sell you french fry-flavored vodka
Limited-edition bottles will soon be available to anyone hoping to make the world's greasiest cocktail
Say what you will about the roast beef merchants at Arby’s—and god knows people have—but they will do what it takes to survive in the cutthroat world of fast food business. Over the years, the sandwich chain has advertised itself with a horrible little anime girl mascot, venison-based menu items, a Jon Stewart tribute sandwich, and the loudly publicized purchase of Pharrell’s big, Arby’s-shaped hat. It has, in short, done anything that would grab our attention long enough to remember that Arby’s does, in fact, still exist.
And now, slapping down further claim to your mental real estate like a warm piece of deli beef draping itself over a newly defrosted bun, Arby’s is putting out a french fry-flavored vodka.
The unimaginatively named Arby’s Vodka comes in both “curly fry” and “crinkle fry” varieties. The curly option is made with garlic, paprika, cayenne, and onion while the crinkle just uses sugar and kosher salt.