At one time or another, every person in America has found themselves craving an unholy amount of ranch dressing, only to realize that the standard bottle is nowhere near being big enough to satiate their hunger for that wonderful goop. Now, finally, the good people at Hidden Valley have unveiled the ultimate item for both unrepentant ranchaholics and the guests at a party with some truly killer crudités: a five-liter keg of ranch dressing. Billed as a “year supply” of dressing, the keg is stackable (so you can buy more than one) and is lined with a special FDA-approved coating that “keeps the ranch tasting fresh.”