Further Adventures In Book Publishing

From Us Weekly:
Serial dater Jennifer Love Hewitt is writing a relationship advice book.
In "The Day I Shot Cupid" (to hit stores March 2010), the Ghost Whisperer star, 30, "reveals a surprisingly wicked sense of humor as she explores the new landscape of modern dating and offers up a wide range of practical tips, from text-flirting and IM-ing to what men and women really want, and how to start over after a breakup," according to a release.
A guide to modern dating by Jennifer Love Hewitt? Shouldn't it be called Love's My Middle Name? The Day I Shot Cupid makes it sound like a harrowing account of Hewitt's attempt to shoot a guest spot on ABC's Cupid. Still, it's about time someone tackled the way we date now. This topic is virtually unexplored—and it'll be great to hear about it from the perspective of an actress who, the publisher has to assure us is devilishly super-funny. You know, like she is on Ghost Whisperer. Or in Can't Hardly Wait. Or on Party Of Five, where she perfected her look-at-scene-partner,-turn-head-to-look off-to-the-side,-look-back-at-scene-partner,-repeat, dramatic acting technique. Or in the video for her I Know What You Did Last Summer soundtrack contribution, "How Do I Deal?"
What practical text-flirting (tirting?) tips will she give besides "Make sure your phone/blackberry is on," and "Be sure to hit 'send'. That's how texts get sent!"? What does Jennifer Love Hewitt think women really want (besides dating advice books penned by CBS drama stars)? What happened the day she shot Cupid? March 2010 can't come soon enough.
Says Ellen Archer, president and publisher of Hyperion and VOICE, the company releasing the book: "We were instantly sold on Hewitt's sassy and irreverent take on modern love and felt that her own confidence would be inspirational to women of all ages."