Jean-Claude Van Johnson (Screenshot: Amazon Video/YouTube

As the year gets colder, the lure of staying in and streaming something— instead of weathering the evils of, well, weather—gets ever stronger. Amazon’s taking advantage of our natural December hermitude with a smattering of new offerings landing on its Prime streaming service this month, including a second season of its Top-Gear-in-all-but-name series The Grand Tour, and new spy thriller/action show/celebrity satire Jean Claude Van Johnson.

Following in the footsteps of 2008's suitably weird JCVD—which saw its titular star play a washed-up version of himself who ends up involved in a bank robbery—the new series operates under the theory that Jean-Claude Van Damme’s tepid modern-day film career is actually a cover for his work as an international superspy. You can check out the trailer for the show above; meanwhile, fans looking for non-meta Van Damme action will be happy to know that Bloodsport is coming to the service next month, too.

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Meanwhile, if you’d rather keep yourself warm by watching other poor schmucks freeze to death, you’ll be happy to know that Titanic is crashing back onto the Prime library in honor of its 20th anniversary. Or you could distract yourself with some cartoonishly weird sequels, like Gremlins 2: The New Batch or Crank: High Voltage. And for people who just want to avoid the planet Earth’s problems altogether, there’s always the first season of the BBC’s Doctor Who spinoff Class.

Available December 1:

Apocalypse Now

At Close Range

Basic Instinct 2

Bloodsport

Brothers Grimm

Buffalo 66

Child’s Play

Dr. Strange

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Hammett

Hannibal

Hitch

Hulk Vs.

In & Out

In Enemy Hands

Light Sleeper

Meet Wally Sparks

Moonstruck

Next Avengers: Heroes Of Tomorrow

Planet Hulk

Point Break

Rocky

Rocky II

Rocky III

Rocky IV

Rocky V

Searching For Bobby Fischer

Silence

Stigmata

The Final Cut

The Heartbreak Kid

The Invincible Iron Man

The Silence Of The Lambs 

The Weight Of Water

Thor Animated Movie: Tales Of Asgard

Titanic

Ultimate Avengers II

Ultimate Avengers The Movie

Wristcutters: A Love Story

Available December 3

Class, season one

Available December 4

The Royals, season three

Available December 7

Thursday Night Football: Saints vs. Falcons

Aftershock

Gun Shy

Available December 8

The Grand Tour, season two

Crank: High Voltage

Triple 9

Available December 9

It Comes At Night

Available December 10

Nightcrawler

Rosewater

Available December 12

Foreman

Available December 14

Thursday Night Football: Broncos Vs. Colts

Available December 15

Jean-Claude Van Johnson, season one

Available December 21

Humans, season two

Woodshock

Available December 23

Teen Wolf, season six

Anne Of Green Gables, season two

Banksy Does New York

Someone Marry Barry

Available December 25

Thursday Night Football: Steelers Vs. Texans

Available December 28

Anjelah Johnson: Mahalo & Goodnight

Available December 29

Rings

Available December 31

Brawl In Cellblock 99

Solace

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